Yes you are all right I haven’t done a wanker of the week for quite some time.
And that’s not because there’s been a shortage of wankers, quite the opposite.
There has been some tremendous wankers as of late, from our beloved Führer
and all round nice guy and everybody’s best mate Tony Blair to that all round
greedy bastard Rupert Murdoch and numerous other media junkies and tits.
Which brings me to the latest wanker, I was going to do this lady some time
ago as she has personally shit on my family and lied to their faces. And also
on many other working class people in Salford especially mothers in the area.
The reason why Hazel Blears is on my wanker of the week list is her many and
recent contradictions she has made. The most recent as many Salfordians will
Salford will not realize is that she backed and still does back the Government’s
wider reforms of the NHS. So in essence she is protesting against the reforms
she backs and helped draw up. Yes the shortarse hells angel wannabe took
part in the protesting of the Governments 60 ‘reconfigurations’ across England
and Wales. Can you believe this women, it’s like Hitler saying he didn’t support
invading Poland, even though he made the decision to invade.
Blears said in her defence “I’m not campaigning against Government policy, it’s
a local decision made be the Primary Care Trust and Strategic Health Authority
and what I’m doing is trying to make sure that the local decision provides the
best services for Salford people.” Then why did she back the policy that lead
to this happening? Mmmmmm I wonder if it had anything to do with her career
prospects? Who gives the power to the PCT & SHA? that’s right the people our
Hazel works for! So the policy she made the decision to back is still to blame,
so who the fuck does she think she’s kidding?
And now the increasingly embarrassing minister and chair of the Labour party
is now gunning for fat shit by Royal appointment john Prescott’s job as deputy
PM. Well she better start eating now to fill his fuckin’ shoes and get herself a
bit on the side (watch out Jack Straw!). So two things she has to do then, eat
and get her leg over with anyone that’s not her partner and the deputy PM
entails little else as you only work when the PM’s not there, so why the deputy
PM get’s paid all year is a mystery to me.
For these reasons and more Hazel Blears is this weeks wanker of the week!
P.S I didn’t include a picture as i didn’t want to subject you all to the horror
of her annoying face and her in her leather biker gear trying to be tragically
trendy. Till next time.