I hate… no wait… I fucking despise Scallies! The whole dirty, scruffy, track suit wearing, drug dealin’, violent sad bastardin’ lot of them! Yes that was strong, but there’s a reason for it. For all those people who live outside the Northwest of England who are not familiar with the word “Scally” let me explain what they are before I continue. First of all, the word “Scally” came from the immigrant Irish communities in the Northwest of England, especially Liverpool and Manchester. It was a corruption [according to Wikipedia] of the Irish word “scallywag” or “sgaileog” another word for a farm servant in old Irish. Somewhere along the line, probably in the 70’s or 80’s it became the slang name for a lazy working class youth.
These morons usually dress in all brand name clothing such as Nike, Adidas, Le cost sportif and others I can’t remember. They even wear these thin sports clothes in the middle of Winter so they still look trendy, in their minds anyway! To me they just look like fools. They walk around with their hoods up in a vain attempt to look menacing while making aggressive eye contact from under the pulled down front of their base-ball caps, usually Nike. They walk around in gangs of ten or more, can be as young as nine, stand on street corners drinking the cheapest alcohol they can lay their hands on and arguing and spitting at passers-by. They love to hang around phone or post boxes for some unexplainable reason! I actually saw a group of seven – boys and girls – huddled in a phone box on the road behind my house! Another place they love to visit and make a mess of and be general arse holes is McDonald’s or other fast food chains. Then there’s the corner shops. Oh yeah… bus stops and on the busses as well!
Here’s why I hate the bastards! If the above general annoyance wasn’t enough to hate them then here’s some more, the way they speak, christ!… you are English not American, so stop talking like you’re from LA! It’s true, some walk about speaking like LA gangsters! The majority of them talk like Shaun Ryder and can barely form a cohesive sentance without the over use of the word “init” and unnecessary profanity. They should just resort to grunts and have done with it!
I’ve mentioned the aggressive eye contact, well in places it can get you beaten up! Just walking down the street in some places if you give eye contact to these people for longer than they think is necessary, you will be met with: “What you lookin’ at!?” possibly followed by a smack in the face, if there’s more than one that is. On their own or in twos they say nothing. And we all know why don’t we? One poor guy, a Pakistani who didn’t even make eye contact, was delivering fast food menus for a business in the area, when a group of Scallies said: “Oi… Paki… this is white land, fuck off back to your own country!” and on that note the poor man was set upon and beaten badly, he was in hospital the last time I heard, I still don’t know if he was ok.
There’s their music. I say everyone to their own but…. this music is just shit! They have started to listen to sped up 80’s, 90’s and even modern pop songs! Before you say it’s not that bad, it sounds like the Chickmunks singing Britney Spears or Puff Daddy! Just when you thought Britney couldn’t get any more annoying eh? Can you imagine that? Especially in the early hours of the morning? Yes they blast that crap as well as Hip-Hop and gangsta rap, which I hate the majority of, all fucking night!!!! Yet when I had the nerve to play my music in my garden at a reasonable time I was told to..”Turn that fookin’ shit off!” I wish I could have replied but alas I didn’t know which window it came from on the highrise flats behind me, and there was a lot of people at there windows that day. So in response I turned the music up, it was Machine head by the way and it was extremely loud! I just sat there and smirked, ahhhhhhh that was great!
Scallyspawn! I find it hard to believe these people have children but they do! Most of these… wait… sorry ALL these fucking morons should be sterilized! And not the humain way, they need their fannys sewing shut and their dicks lopping off! It’s obvious they are not fit to look after children, some of the parents I hear talking to their kids sound completely brain-dead! I know I swear, but these, swearing at their children like they were some sort of piece of shit? It’s unbelievable! They let them out till late at night not caring where they are or what they’re doing. Dress them like little sluts! Don’t learn them wrong from right, they just basically let them run riot while they sit on their arses doing sweet FA or drugs! I actually remember a report on the news where a group of mothers got their children to fight each other while they filmed it!!! Can you believe it? They still got the kids back in the end!! And if you actually try to talk to these parents about their childs behaviour…. you’re in for a ruff ride, because it’s like talking to a chimp! One man’s child was beaten up at the local bus stop by one of the scallys, so the man went to see the scallys dad, the dad of the scally (from what I was told) launched off in to a tirade and threatened to beat him up. You just can’t reason with these idiots because they have no intelligence nor the capacity to reason unless it’s over their state benefits.
Don’t get Scallies confused with Chavs, there is difference even though they are similar. I think a visual and audio aid are in order now.
These are Scallies
Reporter: “This is Ryan. What do you do Ryan?” Ryan: “I’m a soldier, I do what I have to do ’round here init?” That made me laugh, what a stupid little tit! What kind of “Soldier” has his mam still making him his potato smiley faces and scooby-Doo pasta shapes? You aint a soldier in HRH army, but you will be in HRH prison system you brainless little prick! Reporter: “Where will you be in five years from now?” Scally twat!: “I’ll be dead init”. We can only hope so, so you don’t raise anymore thick wankers and aint a burden to the tax payer when you’re in the nick!
In all seriousness, I know that not everyone that wears sports clothes and trackies is a Scally. There has been some upper class beating down and branding of all the working class as Scallies or Chavs, when that just aint the truth. I know a couple of people who dress like Scallies and Chavs and they work, very hard in fact.
So I mean no disrespect to them, even though their choice in clothing is extremely bad! I have seen programmes on the TV defending Scallies and Chavs saying they are the product of unemployment in the inner cities and a bad education system. Well I was a product of the same education system and I’m not a violent, brainless, drug taking and dealing moron. Was I lucky with my parents? I was! Was I lucky with my school? I’d say it was about average, but some of the Scallies that live where I live now went to the same school as me and they turned out the opposite. I can only think it’s family and upbringing, most of the Scallies I know of have only one parent and that parent usually struggles to cope, intelligent or not. But the most vicious and violent scallies come from families where the parent(s) are completely lacking any brain cells! They really shouldn’t have children at all.. full stop! I’m mean come on, if the trend for naming your baby after where they were conceived was popular in the inner cities, how many Scallies and Chavs would be named after pub toilets? Most of these children are conceived by accident or on purpose as part of a grand plan by some brainless little bimbo to get state benefits.
The sad truth is these people are being brought up, that’s the wrong word actually because they don’t actually bring them up do they! These people are born to uneducated, unintelligent, lazy, and in some cases violent parents. They then learn from this as it’s the norm to them and become the same as they don’t know any better! So all this shit about it being society’s fault is partially nonsense, the more liberal society gets and the more you let these people have children the more problems we have! And it just seems to be getting worse all the time, I would say they are the minority of the working class, but where I live wearing Scallies clothes or not the majority are Scallies! And you guessed it… I hate the lot of ’em! I couldn’t find a funny Scally video so here’s a Chav one. Here’s a nice video… enjoy!
Bastards!