It’ll be a New Year soon, 2011, funny typing that let alone saying it. I’m not sure I ever thought this far ahead in my life with any detail. Does anyone? When you’re young you don’t tend to think that far ahead. I did think ahead, but not this far. In the last five years though I just assumed I’d go on being ill and trapped in the damn house all the time. It has to change!
So! My New Year To Do List 2011:
(1) Try to get better! I mean ulcerative Colitis wise, I see my Professor in Jan and I will be asking for steroids for it. I can’t handle another 12 months of on and off UC, I’d rather run the risk of the side effects!
(2) Keep up with my University course after it starts in May 2011. I’m a little worried about this one, I’m worried that even if the UC’s gone that illness and habit will get in the way and stop me from completing the work.
(3) Try to learn Guitar again. I think I’ll do OK in the first 5 months, then become intermittent because of study. That’s right, I like to focus all my energy on one thing. Just need to tune it first! Can anyone help me?
(4) Try and go out a little bit more. This will be a hard one. Then again, where am I going to go? I hate the city I live in!
(5) Lose weight. This will be another hard one, but maybe easier if the UC’s kept at bay.
(6) Post a blog at least once a week. I’m joining a new WordPress scheme called PostADay/PostAWeek. The idea is to post a blog once a week or once a day for the next twelve months and give inspiration to others. Personally I’m going for once a week. You’re supposed to join before the 1/1/2011. However, you could join afterwards and carry on anyway, it’ll probably help you blog more.
(1) Piss and shit on Margret Thatcher while she’s alive because doing it on her grave when she’s dead isn’t good enough.
(2) Cleanse the world of all Hip-Hop and Rap, because it’s shit! Oh and cleanse the world of any other Music I deem crap.
(3) Seize power in the UK via a bloodless coup and force David Cameron to be my foot stool.
(4) Turn Simon Cowell in to a Pig using the Machine from The Fly movies and then eat Him!
(5) Declare War on Ricky Gervais for being such a painfully unfunny cunt!
(6) Burn down Fox News HQ for being the most biased Media org on the planet!
(7) Tell the Grim Reaper where Rupert Murdoch is hiding.
I just run out of steam on this because I trud in Dog or Cat shit bringing the shopping in! Oh wait, one last one…
(8) Kick all Dogs and Cats coming near my lawn and drive up the arse!
Good bye 2010!
Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!