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Caption Competition: The Crococunt!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 10, 2011

Some fun I had with Photoshop. originally posted on MySpace on:  28th of Aug 2009
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Yes, time for a new game and a change to my usual blog subject! I’ll be posting some pictures now and again (or when I feel like it) and I want you to come up with a funny caption for them. I’ll post a picture and if you want to take part you can copy it and write what you want on it and post it in the blog comment section, simple as that!

Obviously when I say it’s a “Competition” it aint, it’s just a little fun. Don’t expect a reward because I have nothing to give you, except a little fun!

The first picture for the caption comp is a manipulation I made with Photoshop. It’s of the former child star turned Christian nut job ‘Kirk Cameron’ as a Crockocunt, it’s a response to his argument against Evolution by using a photoshoped picture mock-up of a animal called a Crocoduck. I could have written a piece on Evolution in response, but sane arguments aren’t the domain of the extremely dogmatic religious.  

Obviously his Creationist argument is flawed and complete bollocks. The idea of Evolution is more solid than Creationism any day of the week. Listen to that terminal wanker Bill O twittering as if what he says is justified and right, again. This debate has been going since 2007 and I only came across it a few months ago, hence my lateness with the manip.

Here’s my offering:

Crockocunt and son

NOTE: The Crocoduck in this picture is NOT my work. I would never invent such an image to carry such an idea nor would I have or want creative rights over it.

If you can do better please do! I think what I wrote was a little weak. Obviously you don’t have to follow the subject if you don’t want to.

Here’s the plain copy:

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Enjoy!
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Hey all! I have read all your comments and I am OK. I am not on holiday, Jen (lol), but I am busy and preoccupied with some other stuff, so sorry I haven’t replied to you all and I will reply to your comments at some point. Just like to say thanks for your thoughts on the blog topics and I’ll be back posting regular soon.

Untill then take care and talk soon!

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Pointless News And Pointless Actions

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 30, 2011

Originally Posted on:  Sep 7th 2008. On MySpace.

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I read the paper last week, yeh I know it sounds really exciting! The thing is I don’t read or watch much news these days. The reason being is it’s so depressing and full of bullshit! This first time I opened to read in ages was NO exception!

For some reason, that beggers belief, some talentless twat is making a life-size gold statue of Kate Moss!!!! What I want to know is… WHY? His answer…

I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who’s the ideal beauty of the moment

… is NOT good enough! I was thinking maybe it’s because you’re an attention seeking talentless twat? Make a shitty statue of a brain-dead equally talentless “model” and get recognition? Hmmmmmm? I think that’s right! But wait? The man making the statue has already been in the headlines for making pointless stuff before… like a bust of his own head made out of his own blood???? What a pretentious wanker! I bet he thought he thought it was very ‘contemporary’.

Well let me tell you what it is… Pointless and a waste of TIME! What are we supposed to do? Go there stare at it and say… “Woh… ooooooh ahhhhhh that’s really something. This man is truly talented!” I can see the middle class wankers standing there and debating it with Tracy Emin while she pisses herself and sells her knickers as art to some Japanese tourist!

Pointless people, pointless story and an epic waste of time! But then again, if there’s going to be pretentious, brain-dead art dicks cueing up to “hmmm” and “ahhhh” at it, then so be it! Stupid cunts!

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Blah! Basically…

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 26, 2011

Retro blog. originally Posted on: Jun 21st 2009 on MySpace.

I was pissed off at the time. Yeh I know… I’m always pissed off! Anyway, enjoy…

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Blah! Basically you’re all a bunch of hollow, lazy, ostentatious and selfish lot of bastards! It’s your fault there’s war, famine and disease in most of the developing world!

How is it you fault I hear you ask? Well, you vote the Governments in that cause the mess! It happens because the west dumps surplus grains and produce on the developing world, those Western goods then sell more cheaply than the local made goods. This then destroys the local economy. Because the local economy is destroyed, thus the people have no jobs and when they have no jobs they can’t buy food! Hence food Aid to the third world and starving Africans and Bob Geldof asking for money on their behalf! You can see this happen in Africa right now! The Government you vote in to represent you, allows and does this!

Not only is your Government allowing the selling of produce there, it’s also allowing the flow of guns, which it creates, markets and sells, in to the starvation area. These weapons are then used by undemocratic leaders to suppress its people and continue the political instability in the area which helps in causing and furthering the starvation! So not only are you starving people you’re having them killed and suppressing them!

I hear you say “I never asked them to!”. Well you voted them in to represent you, and you don’t pay attention to anything they do in your name. So… yeh.. you did!

Why didn’t you know it was happening? Well because you were too busy with your pointless possessions and pursuit of social status symbols! Like your new expensive car to impress the neighbours and help you get laid! You HD TV, £300 shoes, all that jewelry, your $100 hair cut! Your new £200 mobile phone! Come on people these things are NOT essential to your life! They’re just there to distract you! There’s nothing wrong with having them but you love and prize them so much you don’t realise you just got ripped off and can’t see what’s going on around you politically, socially or internationally!

What can we do about it? I don’t know, but I know it starts with getting angry and educated! When I say “educated” I don’t mean pick a political ideology like Communism or Socialism, that will just restrict you to one way of thinking. Do not look to the media to educate you! It’s a good source of distorted fact, fiction and half-truths, but nothing more! To see this just read several different news papers then look on the net, then watch TV news! If you hadn’t figured from reading the different news papers you’ll see a lot of the same story is changed to serve what ever political or economic slant the organisation has. Read between the lines! And open your eyes to the mess in the world and the things that are being done in your name!

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Safe From Harm

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on February 2, 2011

MySpace Retro blog from 2009 or 2010.
 
Earlier this evening I finished a nice roast dinner and decided to listen to some music to relax. But wait, my music system is broken. So, because I can’t go upstairs as my aforementioned music player is broken, I went to Youtube and put on some Massive Attack. I’ve liked Massive Attack since the early ’90s when they came out with the song Unfinished Sympathy! I didn’t find out the name of the band ’till later in the mid nineties.                                     
 
                                                        And here’s a video of Salford in the late 1980s:
 

The black flats with the burnt out windows was my grandmothers block. She moved off there around about the time this was made and moved to an identical one with security and CCTV.

I put on one of their songs called “Safe From Harm”, and the video I saw brought back memories of living on my old Council estate in the early ’90s. The High-rise flats my Grandmother lived in were just the same as the ones in the video! The tiles on the wall, the lift (elevator) as Shan Nelson walks in the hall way, and the stair case were the same! Only difference was the stair case on my Gran’s block didn’t have any windows on the inside stair-case. The external look of the block of flats is nearly the same as a block of flats that used to stand not far from my house, but the same external look as my Gran’s. The dead Pigeon at the start was also true, we always had a surplus of dead Pigeons for some reason.

The way Massive Attack caught the feeling of the time and put it in to Music and on video was great! Most blocks of flats in the late ’70s through to the early ’90′s were just like the video Massive Attack made. The sound of the wind blowing through the door as you walked in to the lift area was the same! The broken down lifts and some idiot blocking the way in was right, though that didn’t happen to much on my Gran’s block. They filmed it in black and white for a reason, it’s because things really did seem black and white in inner city areas of the UK at that time, when I think back to the ’80s and early ’90s most of my memories do indeed seem dull and grey! That could have a lot to do with the fact the weather in the North West of England is mostly dull and depressing.

But still, Massive Attack have a great knack for capturing emotion in sound and music that they still haven’t lost, even though they lost two of their members and reinvented their sound from scratch!

                                                                               Here’s the Massive Attack video:

 

 

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MySpace Wankers

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on January 23, 2011

Yes, I am alive! Not posted much this week for one reason or another, but I will be posting next week again. Untill then, enjoy this lovely MySpace retro blog.

The first MySpace Conservatives (Reps) I came across on MySpace. Originally posted on: 23rd Aug 2007.

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A couple of days ago I was browsing through the news and politics section when I came across everybody’s favourite intellectually challenged US Conservative, Docmanjay™ (TM stands for Terminal Moron by the way). Now I don’t usually comment on his ideologically flawed blogs because they are well…. flawed. I fail to see the point of arguing, defending and debating ideology because to me it’s defending the indefinable. Anyway back on course. Conservative this conservative that blah blah blah it’s a Crusade blah blah blah Blow ’em all to hell! blah blah blah If you don’t support us you’re un-American blah blah and more of the same… every fucking week! What persuaded me to leave a comment this time was the way Mr. Docman™, took it upon himself to speak for the whole entire U.S. military armed forces in Iraq by way of a video. The video showed some U.S. troops having a laugh and a dance, fair enough – I wouldn’t care otherwise, what pissed me off was that he was using this to say that the U.S. army was not tired and did not want to come home. What also pissed me off was the reason they were there and who they were sent there by… something Docman™ and his friends never focus on. So me being me and not sugar coating things I said this…

 I bet they wont be smiling and dancing when they have their balls shot off? I bet they also wont be smiling and dancing when they finally realize they’ve been sent there to lose their various body parts to raise the bank accounts of some of the U.S. administration. How very sad….

Yes what I said was cold but very valid and true! I also wrote this in the knowledge someone would reply and from then on I would try to broach or focus on the subject of why they are there. Someone did answer and here’s what was said…

Wednesday aka Liz: “Hey Asshole!! What did they do to you? Someone shit in your scrambeled eggs this morning?? You have to go and say stupid shit like that? grow up!!

Me: “Firstly, congratulations on missing my point… well done. Secondly, they didn’t do anything to me and I never said they did. What I was trying to point out was that this video is putting a positive spin on a debacle of war that was started purely for the bank accounts and companies of some the American administration. All I wrote was the truth and what will/already has happened and why it happened. So if you still think we all went there to rid Saddam of his WMD’s and liberate the Iraqis… then your country’s in deep trouble.” Notice how I told her that  her Government sent them there to make them money?

Wednesday aka Liz: “So I suppose you rather they be miserable and moping around all day??” Notice how she totally missed what I said about her Government and resorted to what she thinks are personal attacks? How very conservative.

The video did nothing of the sort… putting a positive spin on war??

Take off your glasses… and clean them….

All they were doing was dancing around and having a good time… which is obviously something you can NOT do cause the first thing you said was something mean and cruel. Are you that bitter and unhappy with your own life you have to bring others down with you??”

Me:”No I don’t want them to mope around all day. They shouldn’t even be there to mope or dance around in the first place..

Yes the video does put a positive view or spin on the war. People will see it and think – “It can’t be all that bad can it…? they’re happy”. Whereas the reality is charred bodies, missing limbs, mutilation, body bags etc… In fact one of the points of this blog was to show how the army is not tired and doesn’t want to come home. Therefore the video is showing a positive spin on the debacle of Iraq. If you showed what I just mentioned in a video it would be viewed as negative because it shows the casualties, which by the way the US TV networks do not show. Hence… happy looking troops shown to the US population = a happy population that’s supportive of the war. Switch the dancing troops with dead or mutilated ones and you have the opposite effect.

What i said was cold but that is just the way I see the world, I see the truth no matter how much you try to dress it up. What I said will happen and has happened to some unfortunate person for not one good reason at all and that’s what I despise! Not for the defense of the US, UK, the Iraqi people or any other nation, just purely for oil, money and the bank accounts of the US administration! 1000’s of lives dead and family affected, tears and blood shed for NOTHING!! except for a group of corrupt politicians and big business!

As for the end bit of your comment. You don’t know me or the type of person I am.. you can only guess and look at my profile to get a slight idea. You’re just guessing about me, ultimately it’s your opinion of me anyway so I see no reason to defend a view of myself that is held by someone else, especially a person I don’t know

After all the above had transpired The intellectual behemoth that is Docmanjay™ had this to say…

Docmanjay™: “Wow.. You are a pathetic!

Notice how he can’t debate to save his life? Unless it’s about his ideology and even then he’s debating something that is immortaly flawed. I did try to reply to this but as ever with Mr TM he blocks you from writing back because he just doesn’t have the balls or the intelligence to debate. At least Wednesday aka Liz had the balls to attempt to debate even if that Conservative blind spot prevents her from seeing the truth. 

Here’s my reply to Docmanjay™, if he ever reads it [I don’t think he ever did]:

I’m pathetic? I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion and it’s not in support of your Government or shite ideology you are shunned. I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion in the work place on politics you may lose your job! I’m not the one with a media that’s run by corporations, with media companies that are scared to criticize or question their Government and still thinks it’s free! I’m not the one that doesn’t realize that his country has been under what is effectively a news blackout for the last 50 years! I’m not the one that still hasn’t figured out his President is a dirty stinking liar that has sent thousands of his fellow countrymen and others around the world to their deaths for the sake of his friends bank accounts and US big business. I’m not the one that stupidly sees the Iraq war and “War on terror” as a crusade! I’m not the one that hasn’t actually tweekd yet that the number one real reason for the war was to preserve the petrodollar. I’m not the one that peddles Conservatism as the answer to all the US’s problems. Finally, you call me pathetic for pointing out the truth, be it in a cold way but still the truth. Yet your Government sent those people there for their own selfish reasons to fight and die in the most horrible ways! And you have nothing but love and admiration for them? I would call you pathetic but in your case it’s more blind stupidity!

So if any Conservatives or Liberals etc from the US are out there reading this and you’re about to comment, seriously, don’t start with you fucking ideology! I’m not debating any of your flawed ideologies ok? Fuck the troops for the time being and that video, concentrate on why they are there and who’s sent them! If you haven’t already figured out from the writing above.

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Don’t You Just Want To Kill All Scallies and Chavs? (Venting)

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on December 19, 2010

The incident in this blog happened on New Years Eve 2008.  Retro Blog. Originally posted on: Jun 25th 2009.

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Where do you even start with this? Oh wait, last New Year’s Eve (2008) I went to the local shop to get some more Vodka as it was the season for it! On my way, while I was drunk I may add, three or four Scally tossbags shouted from the other side of the road “Look at him haha. Gonna stab you in the eye! Specky” That was for NOTHING! Luckily I’m a big guy and I was with someone, so the terminal scally scrote-bag wankers said the threat from the other side of the road!

These people are nothing but shitbags, why don’t they come to me when they’re sober or off drugs and tell me they’re gonna stab me in the eye then? Yeh do it without your increased confidence brought on by beer and being in a gang! You’re spineless spunk stains on the pants of society. I would smash your pointless faces in you gaster wannabes! Wandering around with your hand in your trackies looking like a cunt and a knife in your pocket thinking you’re some kind of Gangster out of the Godfather? Dealing weed and other drugs thinking you’re all hard, the fact is you aint nothing but shitbags! Take away the knife, guns, drugs and gang to back you up, and you become a soft toe-rag.

That night I didn’t get attacked, but one day they wont give me the option to walk away, the city I live in is one of the worse for violence in the UK, it’ll happen sooner or later. And when it does I’m gonna relish filling their faces with my fist! I wanna feel the satisfaction of feeling and hearing his nose and face break as my fist crushes it! And then know that he’s thinking: “I picked the wrong fucking bloke here!” and then listen to him say: “E r mate, soz…”. NOPE! Then I’ll stick my steel toe cap boot right in your mouth and smash your teeth in skinhead style!

And…. relax! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I just had to get that off my chest! Sod the fixing society nonsense today, I just had to vent!

Love the way this little wanker gets his arse handed to him.

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You’re a Dickhead! No… You’re a Dickhead! Nah, You’re a Dickhead!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on November 24, 2010

Time for another Retro blog from Myspace! This time about the childish stupidity that does/did run rampant on there. I was on there yesterday and apparently the drama is still going on. I’m glad I’m deleting it! 

Orgininaly posted on: 15th Jan 2010

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Is it just me or does everyone else think the top bloggers [on MySpace] are a bunch of idiots? This is something you no doubt already know, just thought I’d blog on it because I was amazed and amused by what I read on there. 

I don’t – or at at least I try not to – get involved with slagging matches on the net because that just distracts from the blog subject at hand. You just come across as a cunt and look like you have no argument at all. For this reason I very rarely visit the top bloggers, and it’s even more rare I comment them. So many sad people, so many fake profiles to start drama in their own comment box, there’s more sense in a bucket of shit!

I learned very soon after joing Myspace that commenting on the top bloggers is a little pointless, even if you comment the so called enlightened Liberals or Lefties. These people have a pack mentality and habit of jumping on anyone who disagrees slightly with their group of cyber friend’s opinions/ideology and then insult you. It’s like the mentality of communities in Rawanda who killed their own neighbours. Even though they know it’s wrong they can’t help themselves so they have to protect their cyber tribe and Leftest, Neocon or Liberal dogma by creating a nice little piece of Cyber Rawandan attack in a Myspace comment box!

I have a few cyber friends who blog, they blog and debate alot but I never feel the need to leap to their defence in the middle of a debate they’re having! They’re quite capable of defending themselves and arguing their own point without me swooping on there and saying: “Yeh but actually, you’re thick and X, Y and Z” *Posts a picture featuring the word “FAIL”*.

These people are a Government’s wet dream! They fancy themselves as Political bloggers but spend more time arguing amongest themselves and plagiarising articles from the main stream media! What more could a Government want? One lot of idiots regurgitating what they put out, and the other lot thinking they’re smarter than the first lot and calling them idiots while the rest argue amongst themselves! Great, No one’s paying attention to what the Government is actually doing, which is what these people were supposed to be doing in the first place! Instead they’re insulting each other and treating it like a sports game!

What a bunch of sad tossers! Fake profiles, creating drama, name calling, blog arguing, Plagiarism… The Myspace political top blog section really is a micro version of the real world with idiots pumping out shit that’s either a lie, rubbish or completely irrelevant to the Political situation at all! These people really are sheep of the worse kind, they’re not aware of what they’re doing or they only care about readership and comments so they manufacture drama. Who and what does that remind you of? 

The top bloggers are sheep, so are the people that follow them. That’s if they’re reading it for it’s news or intellectuall content and not a laugh. No matter where you go the sheep will always be on top, just like the pond scum.

To find something of more substance and less shallow, you have to go a little deeper! You have to find people that wont agree with everything you say, that will challenge your opinions, people that think outside the box and who’re open to new ideas instead of living in an ideologcial box created by society and the powers that be.

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Woodlouse Want’s Some Tongue?

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on November 20, 2010

While I’m currently in the process of deleting my MySpace blogs owning to the fact MySpace has just done a Windows Live Spaces and forced a load of crap changes on the site, I’m posting up some of my blogs that I never posted on WLS . I’ll post my ‘My MySpace Retro Blogs’ once a week untill I run out of them. Here’s an interesting one… (originally posted on 30th June 2010)… _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Some times nature can be cruel, funny, beautiful and also completely disgusting and fascinating. I love the way natural selection forces creatures to adapt.

I came across this strange but intriguing animal while looking for another strange animal called the “Candiru” a fish in South Central America that swims up the gills of Fish, following the scent of Urea, and drinks their blood, and has also been known to do it to and make itself at home in the Human Urethra!

I noticed in the list of parasites this strange little thing:

I don’t know about you but that just looks Sci-fi! Apparently Cymothoa Exigua (The Tongue-Eating Louse) is a sea dwelling crustacean that’s somewhat related to the humble woodlouse in your Garden. Like the Candiru fish, it makes it’s way in to the Fish’s body via the Gills and then clamps itself down on the Fish’s tongue and begins to suck the blood out of it with it’s two front hollow claws.

It stays there untill the tongue has been completely drained of blood and dies. Once the tongue has gone the Louse then attaches itself to the remainder of the fish’s tongue, nothing but a stub at this point, and then becomes the Fish’s tongue. The Louse survives by helping move food down the Fish’s throat, as it does this it eats some of the food itself and subsists on that.

It’s the only known parasitic creature to destroy and then replace the host’s original organ. No need to worry, the Tongue-eating Louse only feeds on the Red Snapper (a Fish) and isn’t considered dangerous to Humans. It usually lives around the coast of California but one was found in a Fish in UK waters, but was assumed to have traveled with the fish.

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