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Epic Caption Comp!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on September 12, 2011

Because I’m busy catching up with study, yes I fell behind, I thought I’d post some pics I made and captioned and open up the floor for you mad lot to have a go at. So if you’re interested write your caption on the picture and upload it to Photobucket or whatever image site you want, and post the HTML code in the comment box. Because the comment box isn’t HTML active I’ll post the codes you leave in to the comment for you.

Here’s the blanks:

Oh, by the way… no one actually wins anything, just having some fun!

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Caption Competition: The Crococunt!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 10, 2011

Some fun I had with Photoshop. originally posted on MySpace on:  28th of Aug 2009
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Yes, time for a new game and a change to my usual blog subject! I’ll be posting some pictures now and again (or when I feel like it) and I want you to come up with a funny caption for them. I’ll post a picture and if you want to take part you can copy it and write what you want on it and post it in the blog comment section, simple as that!

Obviously when I say it’s a “Competition” it aint, it’s just a little fun. Don’t expect a reward because I have nothing to give you, except a little fun!

The first picture for the caption comp is a manipulation I made with Photoshop. It’s of the former child star turned Christian nut job ‘Kirk Cameron’ as a Crockocunt, it’s a response to his argument against Evolution by using a photoshoped picture mock-up of a animal called a Crocoduck. I could have written a piece on Evolution in response, but sane arguments aren’t the domain of the extremely dogmatic religious.  

Obviously his Creationist argument is flawed and complete bollocks. The idea of Evolution is more solid than Creationism any day of the week. Listen to that terminal wanker Bill O twittering as if what he says is justified and right, again. This debate has been going since 2007 and I only came across it a few months ago, hence my lateness with the manip.

Here’s my offering:

Crockocunt and son

NOTE: The Crocoduck in this picture is NOT my work. I would never invent such an image to carry such an idea nor would I have or want creative rights over it.

If you can do better please do! I think what I wrote was a little weak. Obviously you don’t have to follow the subject if you don’t want to.

Here’s the plain copy:

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Enjoy!
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Hey all! I have read all your comments and I am OK. I am not on holiday, Jen (lol), but I am busy and preoccupied with some other stuff, so sorry I haven’t replied to you all and I will reply to your comments at some point. Just like to say thanks for your thoughts on the blog topics and I’ll be back posting regular soon.

Untill then take care and talk soon!

Posted in Caption Competition, Go Fuck Yourself!, My MySpace Retro Blogs, My Photoshop Manipulations, Religion | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments »

Celebrity/Political Personal Ads: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on June 29, 2011

Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Age: 54 (Birthdate: 28/10/1956)

Sex: Male

Hobbies: Running the country, oppressing people in the name of Allah, funding Hamas, Nuclear Ambitions and spending time with mah niggas and shit.

Job: President Of Iran (I rigged the election LOL)

Income: N/A

What Are You Looking For: I’m looking for a women who is a devout Conservative Muslim. A women who will make my meals for me in a loving way, look after our children like a woman should, a woman who can get along with other women as I already have one wife. A woman who can keep up with me but knows to stay five feet behind me at all times, also a woman who will know her place and take my beatings like a good Islamic wife should. It’s also cool if she was to like, um, Alcohol and stuff, just saying.

Tell Us A Bit About Yourself: I’m the President of Iran. I like killing people for the Lulz it gives me and my crew, there’s also a serious side to it! I have to keep control of the country or the Jewz will take control and make all mah peoples slaves, and me and mah niggas don’t want that, cos they’re our slaves (Lulz). Those people who I kill are usually Jewz or people in collaboration with them and the great Satan, the United States. Anyone who rejects Islam is also an enemy, jew and must be killed. It’s a lot of fun really, nowhere near as bad as it sounds. And every year we go on a Ramadan after party to Ibiza, it’s a piss up that is not to be missed!

Pictures of Mahmoud:

Awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah! That was a wicked weekend in Ibiza with mah man Gaddafi!

  Ah Dude! I was so high that day I don’t even remember coming up Ulrika Jonsson’s toilet!

Nigeeeeee! This is my friend Nigel. He hates it when I fart in his place after a Vindaloo!

I have no idea what I am doing here or why my hair and suit is pink! Don’t do Pot, Acid and E at the same time! Bad Idea!

Shit, man! This was when I was on the Atkins’ diet and had the ole Mullah beard. Oh, and those tats are legit

Splodge! This is my old cat ‘Splodge’, she fed our two children after my wife’s milk ran dry. It doesn’t do them any harm, I was breast-fed by a Chimp and I am perfectly fine!

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Celebrity Culture Is Fucking Rubbish

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on June 23, 2011

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Some of the stories I’ve seen on the front of these mags amaze me. What amazes me more is the people who will buy such obvious works of fiction and exaggerations. I took time to read a few, and they are utter shit! Lies, unconfirmed stories and shitty pictures of celebrities doing everyday things.

I think people read these types of mags for two reasons:

(1) They literally are halfwits.

(2) They have such boring lives they have to live through someone else’s vicariously.

I wouldn’t really mind but these mags are getting more popular and a sizable chunk of the next generation are going to be  a bunch of celebrity obsessed halfwits who’s only ambition in life is to be pointlessly famous.

I would say people need to pay more attention to their children and spend more time with them and guide them through life to give them self-esteem and thus a grounding in reality. Um, but it isn’t going to happen, these kids are going to grow up as adults and feel like failures because they’re not where they thought they’d be in life. And it’s all due to an unrealistic, distorted media version of life and lazy parents.

The rot is setting in. 

Well, that sums up my feelings on Celebrity worshiping culture Magazines and the type of people who read them. Hope you enjoyed the parody! 

Oh, and for the record, I don’t hate Frankie Boyle. But everyone else in there can get fucked with a rusty knife for all I care.

Posted in Culture, Go Fuck Yourself!, My Photoshop Manipulations, The Media | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments »

The Judge 2011

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on June 6, 2011

Yes, it is here, what every law-enforcement, local council and Military have been waiting for! The Judge 2011!

It may have destroyed a small African country while testing and building it, but it is finally here!

The Judge, named after Its inspiration, is a time traveling, grave digging, plasma cannon and tampon firing future tank that can travel through time and space!

The top deck is for control of the transporter beam (purple and black) and the Plasma/Tampon cannon. The top deck also has an advance radar system that can track anything through time and space.

The lower deck is to control the innovative grave-digger, breaks, engine and the fuel sources needed for all other parts. The lower deck also houses many un-dead Goth SAS troops in the event the Judge ever gets boarded!

I know some of you suggested fuel sources, but they wouldn’t have met the needs of The Judge. So I thought to myself “What’s the most abundant thing in the Universe?” and it hit me! Human stupidity and ignorance! It’s a perfect fuel source! It just sucks the stupidity right of the fabric of space and time! There’s no other fuel source that is as free, clean and infinite than Human Stupidity!

We’re going to be rich, people!

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One Wants One’s Country Back!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on April 8, 2011

Just spruce up my poster a made a while back, added the Queen for a laugh and stuck my display name on there. Not sure if I can use it for a background or as a poster I can use to advertise my site elsewhere on the web.

But I’m not sure I want all that traffic and the inevitable aggro I’d get and have to deal with. I already get it on my Youtube page, I’d get worse on here. I’m not so much bothered about me though, I’m worried about these idiots going for other commenters and bloggers I talk to on here.

Anyway, thoughts on the poster are welcome.

Libyans are complaining they’re upset with NATO’s actions, or lack of, in the country. Well, maybe we should take our military hardware and go home? Maybe we should do that and leave the support up to the Arab Countries who are also supposed to be helping you but have a taken a back seat! In the West you can’t win, you go in to save a people, and they still bitch and moan. We should pull out and leave the business up to the Arab League and the Arab countries that are bitching about NATO doing things wrong. Pull out and let them take care of it, but they wont, because they’ll fail outright and also cost them money. So… they should either shut the fuck up or do it themselves, same goes for the Libyans complaining.

Oh, and how cool is this: The Stars Sing. No, I’m not talk of the Human kind, but like our own Sun! They actually sing! I hope they do anyway and the BBC isn’t pulling a late April Fools! I’m not sure how recent this discovery is, it strikes me as something that should’ve been known for a while. Anything with such power and force must emit some kind of hum. I’m sure it’s old news but they’ve discovered something new about it. I would find you the story but the BBC don’t have it on their site yet!

A new particle may have been discovered in the USA via their Tevatron Accelerator. I just hope it’s real and one of the workers haven’t dropped a Cheeze Burger in there! Imagine it… ‘Tha Cheeze Burger Particle’.

Have a good weekend to all!

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Palin Gains More Support For Her 2012 Campaign

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on April 2, 2011

U.S. Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin has gained some much-needed support for her possible 2012 presidency campaign! It comes at a time when support for her was falling amid claims from other candidates inside the Republican Party and in the U.S. media that she is not the right person for the job. Which is a bit rich considering that since the 1970s the U.S. President has been more-or-less picked by rich businessmen. And not all of them have been ‘Right for the job’. George Bush, anyone?


                                                                                              Palin Supporter Last Week

Other possible Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, has also gained some new support on top of the supporters he already has, supporters Sarah Palin says he stole from her.

Palin has accused Trump of ‘Trumpin’ it’, and act of Trump’s where he offers incredibly obvious lies and soundbites that would make any person other than Jesus look like a complete and utter bare-faced liar.

For instance, in the U.S. there is a debate as to whether President Obama was born there or outside the country. Obviously if you’re born outside the U.S.A. you can’t become the President, something a lot of right-wing Americans would like to happen. And Donald Trump has used this to champion the “Birther” cause while maintaining that he believes the President was born in the United States.

What Trump is doing is akin to Hitler leading the cause for Jewish rights in Nazi Germany while still believing in the final solution.

I’ll leave you with a poster made by one of the new Trump supporters. He looks suspiciously like the above supporter. I think they may be brothers!

News just in! Palin Supporters are Anti-Police and Pro-drugs!

 

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Constupro Aeternus Eternus (UPDATED)

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 25, 2011

I’d like to think this picture said more than a whole rambling post could, but I doubt it very much.

I wont tell you what it says because it’ll spoil the fun for you finding out what it says. Here’s a tip, translate each word by itself (They’re Latin by the way). Actually, tell me if I got the translation wrong!

I’m going to work on this and maybe make a few others.

The Original:

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The Invasion Of Iraq. What Really Happend! [WARNING: STRONG CONTENT!]

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 20, 2011

Posted in My Photoshop Manipulations, Political Fiction | Tagged: , , , , , | 9 Comments »