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Caption Competition: The Crococunt!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 10, 2011

Some fun I had with Photoshop. originally posted on MySpace on:  28th of Aug 2009
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Yes, time for a new game and a change to my usual blog subject! I’ll be posting some pictures now and again (or when I feel like it) and I want you to come up with a funny caption for them. I’ll post a picture and if you want to take part you can copy it and write what you want on it and post it in the blog comment section, simple as that!

Obviously when I say it’s a “Competition” it aint, it’s just a little fun. Don’t expect a reward because I have nothing to give you, except a little fun!

The first picture for the caption comp is a manipulation I made with Photoshop. It’s of the former child star turned Christian nut job ‘Kirk Cameron’ as a Crockocunt, it’s a response to his argument against Evolution by using a photoshoped picture mock-up of a animal called a Crocoduck. I could have written a piece on Evolution in response, but sane arguments aren’t the domain of the extremely dogmatic religious.  

Obviously his Creationist argument is flawed and complete bollocks. The idea of Evolution is more solid than Creationism any day of the week. Listen to that terminal wanker Bill O twittering as if what he says is justified and right, again. This debate has been going since 2007 and I only came across it a few months ago, hence my lateness with the manip.

Here’s my offering:

Crockocunt and son

NOTE: The Crocoduck in this picture is NOT my work. I would never invent such an image to carry such an idea nor would I have or want creative rights over it.

If you can do better please do! I think what I wrote was a little weak. Obviously you don’t have to follow the subject if you don’t want to.

Here’s the plain copy:

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Enjoy!
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Hey all! I have read all your comments and I am OK. I am not on holiday, Jen (lol), but I am busy and preoccupied with some other stuff, so sorry I haven’t replied to you all and I will reply to your comments at some point. Just like to say thanks for your thoughts on the blog topics and I’ll be back posting regular soon.

Untill then take care and talk soon!

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It’s Da End Ov Da Wurld… Init! (UPDATED)

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 19, 2011

First of all, how great is this picture? Looks a little like Freddy Krueger crossed with Venom from Spider-Man! It is now my desktop background, yes… it’s that great! I have no idea who made it if anyone’s planning to ask. Just thought I’d share it!

With all the “It’s the end of the world!” talk recently, I thought I’d share a end of the world prediction from history.

This is a funny one and testament to how stupid and gullible Humans can be!

The Millerites were a U.S. Christian sect who formed around William Miller‘s prediction that Jesus would return to Earth on the 22nd of October in the year 1843. Miller predicted this using the book of Daniel and the Day-Year Principle of prophecy (That basically means a day mentioned in the Bible is a full Year on Earth).

Millier managed to gain 50,000 followers at the peak of his prophesying. Most of those followers believed in him so much that they sold all their belongings! Some tried to be a little more crafty, one lady tied her trunk to her so that when she ascended to heaven the trunk would have to follow! I don’t know about you but I know Jesus wouldn’t be having any of that!

Another interesting story is the man who tied Turkey wings to his shoulders in preparation to for his ascent to heaven. He sat in a tree and waited untill it was time and jumped out of the tree expecting to go up to heaven. He had no such luck, he fell down and broke his arm!

Other equally stupid people held on to umbrellas to help them ascend in to heaven!

One Man had given his farm and home to his son, who was a non-believer, and when nothing happened on the day Jesus was supposed to come to Earth, he went back home and his son wouldn’t give the farm back!

When the day in which Jesus was supposed to come back to Earth had passed, all the people went home, apart from the bloke who broke his arm and the bloke who gave his farm away, one went to the hospital and the other to the local mission, I should imagine!

Of course, Mr. Miller was somewhat disliked for his wrong predictions. However, in a fit of depression he suddenly realised he was calculating using the Christian year and not the Jewish year. So he came back with a new set of numbers, which said the world would end on 22nd of March 1844. It never happened! Miller died five years later, disliked more than a Jew at a Neo-Nazi rally.

Ah well, at least he admitted he was wrong before he died, how many people in his line of work do that?

                                                                                           William Miller

People are still at it lol:

I Smell another William Miller on the way! Though I can’t see them calling it Camperism or his followers Camerites after Mr.Harold Camping LOL! How is this guy still in business?

Anyway, note it in ya diaries folks, 22nd of May 2011!

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Happy Easter!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on April 6, 2007

It’s that time of year again, yes some people celebrate the supposed fact that Jesus got a stiff one and came back to life and moseyed on back to heaven. Yes the Richard Branson look-alike came back to life to show the true power of God and tell people to spread the word about God! You could say he came, he saw and got killed! And with that little story, some of the human race has used it to cause 2000 years of shit! 
 
What I’m writing this for is to point out the contradictions in the Bible. You could do the same with almost any religion, they are all basically full of shit anyway(with a few exceptions). I chose Christianity, just because I know the most about that and can’t find a good on-line translation of the Koran. I know I wont convince any passing Christians to open their eyes, in fact they will probably leave my space as soon as they get to the end of the first paragraph. But I’m still going to do it as nothing gets on my nerves more than contradictions and hypocrisy – especially the religious kind! I know there are good points in religion, but there are just as many bad points and a hell of a lot of lies and contradictions, now I’m going to show you those lies and contradictions if you’re new to questioning religion. I will not just pick on Christianity, I’ll do others in the future too, so don’t complain I’m singling one religion out!
 
Let’s begin! We’re nearly all familiar with the ten commandments, so we’ll start there. I’ll just refresh you memories a little. I would include the punishment for the crimes, but it would take to long, it involved stoning for most (Now we know where the early Muslims got their idea for Sharia Law).
       
 
And God spoke all these words, saying: ‘I am the LORD your God…

1: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or

2: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of

that is in the water under the earth.’

3: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

4: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’ your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant,

5: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

6: ‘You shall not murder.’

7: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’

8: ‘You shall not steal.’

9: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

10: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet

nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

 

Noticed how rape isn’t in there? But let’s focus on murder. Here is one of the first quotes from the Bible. I’ll do some at random:       

                                      Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to
                                      reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD
                                      your God must be put to death.  Such evil must be purged from Israel. 
                                      (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)
                                      Kill Homosexuals
                                      “If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to
                                      death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” 
                                      (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
                                      Kill Sons of Sinners
                                      Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they
                                      rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. 
                                      (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
                                       Kill Your Neighbors
                                      (Moses) stood at the entrance to the camp and shouted, “All of you who
                                      are on the LORD’s side, come over here and join me.” And all the Levites
                                      came.  He told them, “This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says:
                                      Strap on your swords! Go back and forth from one end of the camp to the
                                      other, killing even your brothers, friends, and neighbors.”  The Levites
                                      obeyed Moses, and about three thousand people died that day.  Then
                                      Moses told the Levites, “Today you have been ordained for the service of
                                      the LORD, for you obeyed him even though it meant killing your own sons
                                      and brothers. Because of this, he will now give you a great blessing.”
                                      (Exodus 32:26-29 NLT)
 
What was the 6th commandment again? Oh yeah!.. thou shall not murder? So as you can see the Bible clearly states to kill all of the above because God says so. So God is contradicting itself, and God’s flawless? Sorry people but this is the work of men. And before you start to say it’s all the persons or peoples fault who wrote the Bible, take this in to account… If God is all-powerful why entrust his words to flawed humans? Not a very smart God, is it? And if God was so keen to get his knowledge to the whole of humanity, without Its words being distorted by flawed humans, it would have written the Bible itself, surely? If it’s all-powerful it should be able to magic up some hands, and a good Bic pen that actually works properly?
 
I’d like to add that Jesus may have lied! Listen to what he says in this next quote. The following quote is about prayer:
       Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and
       thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that
       what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you,
       all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall
       be yours.  (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)
         
So if I understand this right, Jesus said if I believe hard enough he will throw the mountains in to the sea? Well there’s no chance of that happening for me as I’m not a believer, but for many believers it should be no problem at all! So why don’t the most passionate believers who have done nothing but follow the Bible and their Gods word have their prayers answered? Jesus said he would answer, where is he? Well the answer is this was written by a man, not God or Jesus, so the words are flawed, but they’re not the words of God or Jesus either that have just been twisted by a flawed human, they are just pure human thought! And so is the rest of the Bible and any other off shoot of the Judean – Christian religions!
 
So when you’re in Church this weekend or the next, just remember you are reading, singing and believing the lies of a man who lived 100s or even thousands of years ago. And more importantly they were not the words of God or Jesus either! They were and are the words of meagalomaniac, money grabbing, tyrannical, twisted, sexually predatorial, brainwashing, lieing con men, that have more in common with Adolf Hitler than they do with you, Jesus or any God!  

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Religion

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on October 17, 2006

                                                                                       RELIGION
  
For most of humanity’s short but violent existence on this fragile world there has always been religion in one form or another. Usually established, lead and dominated by men. All for one purpose, the absolute dominance and control in every part of human life possible! Whether it be economic, social, political or sexual the men who run religion have a say in it all. It aint the words of God that these religious people live their lives by, it’s the words of a power Hungary man or men.                                                                                                                                   
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You could easily imagine how these men or man could take control. They carefully chart the seasons working out when the rains come when to plant the crops and so on. So he then says: “God (or the Gods) have told me the rains will come soon and we have to plant our crops, anyone Who doesn’t help, God/the Gods will be very angry! and you will be punished!” He then proceeds to hold a fake meeting with God (in the largest building or mud hut of course) to work out a suitable punishment for all the people who planted their own crops or generally intelligent people who just know he’s taking advantage and stating the obvious in some cases. Then he says, “God wants all the people who disobeyed him to be put to death!” The people don’t believe him they want more evidence before they kill the non believers. So God’s chosen man knows there is a solar eclipse due so he tells the people: “God will punish everyone so he’s (noticed how Gods a he?) going to send a demon to eat the sun.” The eclipse arrives everyone who disobeyed God’s chosen man is killed hence the chosen man has all the power, women, influence and money he wants!
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Though most modern religion is more based on blind faith you can see how it came about? Still most modern ( if you could call them that) religious people’s lives are run according to what someone wrote hundreds if not thousands of years ago. These people are still controlled in every aspect of their lives by this nonsense! You don’t need religion to tell you it’s wrong to kill (though in some cases it is ie self-defence etc…) blowing up buildings (Osama!) and invading foreign countries (George!) because your religion says so is!
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These religious books are so open to interpretation you can just about justify anything! Listen to this quote from the Qur’an:”And fight them until there is no more persecution, and religion should be only for Allah” (8:39). In short you could say kill all the non-believers or keep fighting against persecution of people (though the end bit of the quote spoils it.
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Here’s another this time Christian: “They must be dividing the spoils they took:there must be a damsel or two for each man, spoils of dyed cloth as sisera’s spoil, an ornate shawl or two for me in the spoils (Judges 5:30 NAB). Either they’ve just got a big bag of clothes from a charity shop or they’re dividing  the spoils of war and the “damsels” are about to get raped. Which one do you think it is? And why the fuck does their god need “an ornate shawl or two“? You see what im saying? How can they believe this stuff?
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These books are also full of contradiction check these out. “You must kill those who worship another god”. (Exodus 22:20). What about “Thou shall not kill!”. Heres another.”Chrisians are “of God;” everyone else is wicked”. (1 John 5:19). Judge not lest ye be judged! Heres one of my personal favorites, “Everyone will have to worship Jesus–whether they like it or not”. (Philipians 2:10). It goes on like this throughout all religious holy books and people actually live their lives this way. Here’s a link if you want some more, Evil Bible.com. As for Islamic quotes, go here
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I haven’t got a problem with these people living like this. I just have a problem when they have influence on my life! For example taking away my freedom of speech because they feel offended when I dare to question their religions! The way they get TV programmes off the air because comedians are making fun of them. The way if they could, would stop contraception because it goes against their beliefs! I’m just waiting for the House of Lords to be filled with Business men and religious dickheads. Why? That’s my next blog, but before I go… 
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I  RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A RELIGION, BUT I DON’T HAVE TO RESPECT IT!  

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Jesus does it again!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on October 7, 2006

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                        WHAT THE FUCK!

I read this Bible passage from a religious news paper that gets put through the door every now and again. Listen to this, Jesus said: “He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.” WHAT! Are these people taking the piss? Is it just me or do the people on the left look malnourished!? HUNGRY, FUCKIN’ HUNGRY AINT IN IT!!!!! I aint saying my balls are big but these poor sods could live on them for a week.

I know what all the Christians are gonna say:  “This is the work of evil men and gods powerless to fight evil unless you have him in your heart”. Or he can’t intervene because it’s up to us to help our selves. My answer to that is this:

Firstly, these people are brainwashed with religion as soon as there old enough and it’s the only kind education they get in most cases and is the only thing they know. So I would say their belief would be unwavering even though they are starving to death, the only thing they have to look forward to is heaven.

Secondly, if the Christian god knows everything before it happens why doesn’t he stop it from happening? What the fuck are these people learning from starvation. What does a child not old enough to comprehend the meaning of god learn from starving to death or a child being raped and killed learn!?        

                                       

                                            THE ANSWER 

As for the rest of the twats who really started the problem, i.e arms dealers and old colonial powers they should get a taste of what they’re creating. All the AK-47‘s floating about wonder where they came from? And the jets tanks ect… As for the government, poor? Explain to me how they can find money to buy military hardware to fight over where the border is between them, for examaple the Ethiopia and Eritrean War. I kid you not these assholes were actually fighting over a border 800.000KM where barely anyone lives! The words stupidity, corruption and boost to the economy spring to mind!

I was going to go in to how it all started there with Haile Selassie (another religious cunt who’s revered throughout the world) unilaterally abolished the Ethiopia-Eritrean federation and imposed imperial rule throughout Eritrea and caused more shit! (TWAT!). I would rather go in to why regardless of aid, is the economy still not getting better, we know the trade system doesn’t favour Africa, ow wait yeah we do the armed conflict, corruption and general mismanagement of supplies and the economy by bent politicians! Then they get on to their mate Sir Bob (all emphasis on the SIR!) Geldof who shows us pictures like the one above and we get the cash out. I’m not saying don’t give to charity, we are the only friends these people have got, but if it wasn’t for the help of religion the problem wouldn’t be so severe.

let me explain. At the moment the pope is telling these people if they use contraception it’s a sin, hence Aids/HIV and so many mouths to feed. If the pope wasn’t here or religion then the problem wouldn’t be as bad. Because you could send condoms and all sorts of contraceptives hence the population stays at a sustainable level. Eliminating the need for your money even if the politicians are corrupt (TWATS!).

Look at most of the western world where contraceptives have been available for the last couple or so decades, the population has stayed the same except for migration from poor countries like the one we are talking about. If these people don’t get the green light to use contraceptives soon there’s going to be a humanitarian disaster on an unimaginable scale and have a guess who will not get the blame, that’s right, the pope and his tool of control, religion!     

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