Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on February 2, 2012
Following the endless stream of half-wit Lefty-Cunts, Muslims and Iranians (Just for the record not all of them were but the majority seem to be) who got offended by my ‘Iran’s Secret New Weapon!‘ video, I made a brand-new one to annoy them even further.
The first video was a joke at the expense of the Iranian Leadership, which is the Islamic Clerics, Politicians, Revolutionary Guard and portions of the armed forces (Because they’re so indoctrinated and blind they kill their own people and hate the West without much provocation). Despite writing this, and explaining numerous times in the comment section on YouTube, they carried on with the same crap about the whole west being run by Jews (Which isn’t true and had nothing to do with it), Palestine (Which had nothing to do with it) and assuming I was a Yank and calling me a ‘Mother fucker!’ and ‘Red Neck!’, which also had nothing to do with the video.
The video was in no way an attack on the Iranian people or its history and culture, but they all seemed to think it was. They also seemed to think it was about:
1. The Palestinian Crisis
2. The Uighurs in Western China
3. That I supported war on Iran (Which I don’t)
4. That I endorsed Israel having Nuclear Weapons (Which I don’t)
5. That I support the occupation of Palestinian land (Which I don’t)
6. American Slavery vs. Iranian Slavery (Fucked if I know how that came up!)
They’re just the ones I can remember. What I took away from this though is that the majority of people on YouTube are idiots! Regardless of explaining your position clearly in the notes section or the comment box they just don’t take it in. So I went Full on Troll and made a second one. I hope it brings as much rage to the stupid and brainless as the last one did. Enjoy!
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Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on June 29, 2011
Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Age: 54 (Birthdate: 28/10/1956)
Hobbies: Running the country, oppressing people in the name of Allah, funding Hamas, Nuclear Ambitions and spending time with mah niggas and shit.
Job: President Of Iran (I rigged the election LOL)
What Are You Looking For: I’m looking for a women who is a devout Conservative Muslim. A women who will make my meals for me in a loving way, look after our children like a woman should, a woman who can get along with other women as I already have one wife. A woman who can keep up with me but knows to stay five feet behind me at all times, also a woman who will know her place and take my beatings like a good Islamic wife should. It’s also cool if she was to like, um, Alcohol and stuff, just saying.
Tell Us A Bit About Yourself: I’m the President of Iran. I like killing people for the Lulz it gives me and my crew, there’s also a serious side to it! I have to keep control of the country or the Jewz will take control and make all mah peoples slaves, and me and mah niggas don’t want that, cos they’re our slaves (Lulz). Those people who I kill are usually Jewz or people in collaboration with them and the great Satan, the United States. Anyone who rejects Islam is also an enemy, jew and must be killed. It’s a lot of fun really, nowhere near as bad as it sounds. And every year we go on a Ramadan after party to Ibiza, it’s a piss up that is not to be missed!
Pictures of Mahmoud:
Awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah! That was a wicked weekend in Ibiza with mah man Gaddafi!
Ah Dude! I was so high that day I don’t even remember coming up Ulrika Jonsson’s toilet!
Nigeeeeee! This is my friend Nigel. He hates it when I fart in his place after a Vindaloo!
I have no idea what I am doing here or why my hair and suit is pink! Don’t do Pot, Acid and E at the same time! Bad Idea!
Shit, man! This was when I was on the Atkins’ diet and had the ole Mullah beard. Oh, and those tats are legit
Splodge! This is my old cat ‘Splodge’, she fed our two children after my wife’s milk ran dry. It doesn’t do them any harm, I was breast-fed by a Chimp and I am perfectly fine!
Posted in Celebrity/Political Personal Ads, My Photoshop Manipulations | Tagged: Bio, Celebrity/Political Personal Ads, Funny, Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nulcear Ambitions, Photoshop Manipulations, Political, Postaweek 2011, Satire, Stats | 19 Comments »
Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 31, 2007
I was going to write about another topic but can’t seem to find the info on the particular subject. So sorry for making you all wait, and sorry to Pete, for hyping it up and then not delivering sorry mate but I will eventually do it. And thank you all for your comments on the last blog, I got a new record of 39! Yes, count them, 39! comments, so thank you all! But then again it’s not about the number of comments it’s about the content.Well well well… what’s Iran been up to? For any people outside the UK or people who just can’t be arsed to follow the news, Iran has taken 15 British sailors captive for being in the right place at the wrong time.
The crew were seized by the Iranian forces on the 23 March in the Gulf, and apparently were in Iranian waters. The British Go to the point where they were seized with a GPS (Global positioning system) and prove the Iranians were in the wrong and the 25 sailors were 1.7 nautical miles inside Iraqi waters. So this then set Iran off on a game of telling the captive sailors what to say and write so the people of Iran would believe the capture of the 15 sailors was justified and any future charges brought against the sailors would have the people’s support. Once this was aired on Iranian TV the rent a mob soon turned up for the TV cameras and news. Then the religious leader and supreme ruler of Iran Iyatollah Ali Khamenei.. I know it’s a mouth full so we’ll just call him Fred. Fred had his say and the people were soon saying ‘Allah Akbar!’ (another prime example of religious stupidity and interference).
Now if Iran can prove the sailors were in the wrong place then why don’t they prove it? Well they can’t can they, they changed the location of where they say they picked up the sailors twice! And later showed on TV a map of where they picked them up along with footage of the sailors being arrested. Then again the British can’t really say ‘we’re right look at our GPS’ they could have gone to a different place and taken the picture of the GPS and coordinates and say that’s where the sailors were. How do we know the sailors weren’t spying? We know both sides are as bad as each other for spying and accusing each other of being in violation of the UN and human rights.The fact is both Iran and Britain are guilty of violating UN and human rights. In fact the whole situation in the gulf and middle east is practically bad because of their religion and western powers interference over the last 50 or so years, even further if you want to go back that far. And this current situation we find ourselves in is just another product of that interference. Before Iraq was invaded by the coalition of the greedy, Iran was nowhere near as powerful and influential as it is now, and with the US’s recent verbal attacks on Iran regarding its nuclear ambitions peaceful or not, Iran felt the need to show how it will not be bullied. Also Iran has had trouble at home with the population getting fed up with the Islamofacist regime, so what better than a big distraction from all the troubles and get all the people behind the Government they despise? Well it worked for Margaret Thatcher.
And the words that are coming out of Tony Blair’s mouth are nothing less than a joke! It’s “Wrong and unjustified” and all the rest of that shit, I wont bore you with his drivel. But Blair saying it’s illegal? ha ha ha ha what a laugh!! Blair’s no stranger to illegal activities in the middle east is he now… come on! What a fuckin’ cheek! from the man who illegally invaded Iraq. Iran is just reaping the benefits of what Blair and Bush have done in the area, ever since the US and UK removed Saddam Iran has been getting bolder, vocal and more powerful. So it’s nothing more than a ploy by Iran to destract its people from its problems at home and to flex it’s muscles on the world stage and show how powerful it has become.
What else is Iran trying to achieve by these recent actions? Well, my thoughts are it wants to try to negotiate for the release of its military personnel who were caught in Northern Iraq. Having seen what happened in Afghanistan recently where an Italian soldier was traded for some Taliban fighters maybe they thought they could have the same. But it’s more likely they wont a confrontation with either the UK or US or even the UN collectively. This would further cement the Islamofacist Government’s control on the country and make it stronger and look as if its needed in its peoples eyes. Thus assuring the religious leaders of the country and hold on the hearts and minds of the people. So as per usual the politicians and religious leaders have created the situation and the people of each country are led by the nose to what ever they want them to believe.
Either the situation will drag on till no one’s interested anymore and then one side or the other will climb down. Or it could end very quickly with a SAS style extraction if they can find out where they are. Then there is the UN way by sanctions, but that’s more the long and drawn out result and not likely to work because Iran has been under sanctions since the Islamic revolution in the late ’70s.. Then there is the military option, which I think is very unlikely at the moment. So I think it’ll be the first suggestion. What are your thoughts?
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