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Cuts? I Have A Better Idea!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 28, 2011

It still pisses me off that people are willing to pay for the economic damage that was caused by bankers and their large firms! Why should the people pay the price for what the bankers have done? I can sort of understand the bail-out, I disagree with it, but the people wanted it. But now, we, the people are paying for this bail-out by cutting public services, wage freezes, higher tax and National insurance.

Just why are the people paying for it? Why? Politicians and people alike talk like there’s no other option but to cut public spending and increase taxes. Some say we need it now and others say we can do it slower. I don’t think we need to do any of this! There is another way! And no, I’m not talking about cutting slower and less like the Labour Party and nearly every other non-Conservative person keeps saying.

What I’m talking about is taxing the people and companies who started the whole problem… properly!

You may think that corporations (Banks included in that) are taxed enough as it is? That we shouldn’t pick on the people who bring the most tax in to the country, if you will… “Not to kill the Goose that lays the golden egg.”, or at least scare it off? Well, you would be wrong!

Mr. Osborne is planning to lower corporation Tax over the next four years from 28% to 23% by 2014. He cited that UK corporation Tax is too high and putting off foreign and domestic Companies from wanting to do business here, as a reason for doing so. The matter of the fact is that these top companies are not paying their full tax! They like to make out they are, but in reality they use complicated schemes to avoid paying as much tax as possible! Prepare to wet yourself at these numbers…. Between £95Bn and £150 Billion a year is not paid in tax by large UK Companies! Let’s take the lowest estimate, though recent numbers put it at £120 Bn. That’s right, £95 Bn! (It’s all legal by the way) One year… One. Year. That could pay for the £81Bn cuts to Public services and tax rises planned for the next four years and then some!

Why are we fucking putting up with this? Oh, I forgot, we’re a nation of morons who love to moan but wont do fuck all about it! Instead we go for the easy route, we’ll listen to the party that’s on our side, that opposes these cuts… we’ll vote Labour instead! Labour are useless, they are as much in the pocket of the bankers and large companies as the Tory Party are! How do you think the country got in to the debt it did? With the help of Labour, when it deregulated the financial system back in 1998, at the behest of the Bankers! Of course, can’t leave out the Tories, they’re the ones who started it back in the mid-’80s! Labour are nothing but tools for big business as the Tories are and that the Lib-Dems would be if the student population ever got large enough to give them a majority.

None of the main Parties, or the smaller ones, would consider asking the large companies to pay their full tax or close the loop holes that help them get out of paying, to help clear the national debt that they caused. Why? Because these rich companies are the ones paying a lot of tax, and if they don’t like the tax placed on them, they’ll leave. So they’re basically holding the country to ransom saying:

“You raise tax, and we’ll leave the country. So, you should have the country (people) pay off the deficit, make out like the previous Government has spent too much in the public sector.”

So, let’s get this straight…

(1) Labour WILL NOT save us from the cuts. In fact they help create them

(2) We shouldn’t be paying off the debts of companies that are avoiding tax and now have even less tax to pay because it is being lowered.

We are paying for their bad business decisions. Immigrants and benefit fraud (which is less than 1% of what the tax gap is) are small potatoes compared to what these bastards landed the nation with! And we’re being asked to shoulder that burden too while being told: “We’re all in this together!” It’s a fucking joke, they seem to be taking the piss, how do they keep a straight face?! These companies have the money to pay down the debt they caused faster and without cuts to public services, but refuse to do it? Not only that but they also hold the country to ransom saying they’ll relocate the business elsewhere if Tax isn’t lowered? And to put the icing on the cake, no current political party has the balls to challenge them?

This kind of taxing should’ve been planned for when Alistair Darling set the conditions for the Banks to be bailed out. He should have made it clear to them and said that if they don’t agree to pay down their debt when they’re making a profit again, then they wouldn’t get the bail-out. But now, we knew who was doing the dictating in that meeting!

Our economy needs to move away from being so dependent on financial services to survive! If we don’t move away from it we’re going to keep being held to ransom by the same rich greedy bastards again and again, with a political system that’s been well and truly bought by them! It’s funny really, the Tory Party wouldn’t be held to ransom by Miners and other Strikers in the 1980s, but they will be held to ransom by the Bankers and big business?

There is something you can do to try to change this, and it isn’t hard work either. Whenever you or someone else brings up the subject of the cuts and people start moaning, mention the numbers to them above! Explain that the same companies that caused the debt are not paying their full tax which could easily pay off the debts without the public at large suffering. Yes, it may be a small act, but if we get it in to the UK’s subconscious so all the people are pumping out the same thing with no understanding of it, like they usually do, then it’ll create a mood for something to be done about it.

Failing that am gonna nuts and take some people out!

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A Date Is Set! The 6th Of May! (I Just Creamed Me Gruds!)

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on April 7, 2010

Well I didn’t see that coming! The next UK General Election will be held on the 6th of May 2010. As you can imagine everyone in the country is excited and can’t contain themselves. A Mrs. Wilson from the North East said:

“It’s the most excited I’ve been since 1972 when me and my hubby last did the horizontal fandango after a Tom Jones Concert! You could canoe down my thighs I’m so excited!”

As you can tell the next UK election has all the excitement and entertainment as a damp smelly rag called Gordon. And I’m sorry to say anyone wanting to canoe down Mrs. Wilson’s thighs will be hard pressed, unless she happens to suffer a bout of incontinence.

That’s right no one cares. I’ve been asking people for a while now who they’re going to vote for and what they think of Gordon Brown, David Cameron and um… the other one and they didn’t even know there was an election due. After looking at me with a look I can only describe as a mixture of fake interest and bemusement they utter the same Immortal Excuse for Laziness line I’ve heard 100′s of times before:

“I’m not voting, they’re all out to feather their own nests anyway. They don’t care about us, our votes mean nothing anyway we can’t make a difference!”

Which is completely true! But you know what else is true? It’s also their (the people’s) fault for not being aware and educated about what’s going on. If you wasn’t so busy with your trivial rubbish then you may actually stand a chance of seeing these spineless political bastards for what they are. They’re corrupt, just like the system they reside in, and they lay on an image, sounds bites and a manifesto they wont possibly keep to. Didn’t you ever think that if you were aware of and wise to their ways then they wouldn’t be that way? They wouldn’t be as corrupt and would fix the system so it isn’t bent? Of course you didn’t, because you don’t get as far as the Immortal Excuse before you feel all smug with yourself at knowing it all and contemplation of other possible causes and solutions to the problems is pointless because you’re obviously right.The Political change has to come from you, and I don’t just mean X by a candidate’s name on the ballot paper. You need to understand and question everything and everyone. The Media, The Politicians and their motives. You need to read between the lines and educate yourself. And can I just stress not educating yourself from the Media alone, especially from just one media source.

Many of the problems we have within the system is caused by the population’s not taking any notice of what is going on. Because of your lack of interest and/or your blind dogmatic adherence to your Party you allow this system of corruption and no accountability to flourish. This leads to the back and forthing to different political parties who do nothing but preserve the status quo, to a degree, for their masters. Their masters are Banks, businessmen, Unions, Private Donars and Corporations. These groups ruin the system and destroy democracy for us all by having themselves and their interests represented before that of the people.


I don’t buy the excuse that the people in those groups should be represented before the people just because they paid money. If they want to be represented then let them vote and not pay scum bags like Steven Byers and other incoming or outgoing MPs for their connections to have the laws changed in their businesses favour. The lobbying of Government happens all the time and it’s just legal corruption at the top-level that makes a mockery of democracy. Government is there to serve the people and act on their behalf, not for themselves or other external groups.

However this corruption happens on a regular basis and it’s something that isn’t and wont be addressed by the three main parties. They will promise change and will bring some change, but not enough change to make a half decent system, they’ll leave some loop holes for them to make some money out of it and for external forces to influence policy and thus undermine democracy again.

It amazes me how many people actually accept the system I explained about above. How can you accept a system that is riddled with so many ways to be corrupt and undermine democracy and the validity of their vote. With the system open to external forces the status quo will nearly always be maintained by the Politicians who are nothing but puppets for the external forces. Why vote in such a system, why validate it with a vote? I vote just so I can complain? Do you know how stupid that sounds? The system is a sham and a vote will just serve to validate and carry on the sham. This is something I don’t think I can do on the 6th of May. To vote would be an endorsement of a corrupt system and everything that goes with it.


Even if I was to vote let’s see what’s on offer…

The Labour Party:

Um, sorry but I don’t think I can’t vote for Gordon Brown or Labour. The biggest mistake they made was deregulating the financial system (In bed with the bankers in the City). Because of that we suffered badly when the recession rolled around. In fact I think the deregulation helped create the dodgy deals that eventually damaged the lives of people and the health of the economy so badly.

The Labour Party also allowed some Muslims to implement elements of Sharia law in the UK. Thank you for that! They also brought in the 2006 Racial and Religious Hatred Act which has made Islam a race and almost impossible to question any Minority religion in the UK. Two pointless wars. Countless spinning of figures from the NHS to School Places. They lied at nearly every turn, then again what Politicians don’t? Uncontrolled Immigration.

Of course Labour did some good while they were in power. Increased NHS spending, the minimum wage, Devolution of the UK (I’d personally put that in the bad pile but so many people see it as a good thing). Let’s just look Labour’s Top 50:

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s – (Destroyed by financial deregulation)

2. Low mortgage rates – (Destroyed by financial deregulation)

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.35 – (Not bad)

4. Record police numbers in England, Scotland and Wales – (But more red tape to keep them off the beat and more CCTV cameras to make up for it).

5. Cut overall crime by 35 per cent – (Not sure about that with the fiddling of the figures they do).

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools – (Again, not sure of that).

7. Best-ever primary school results – (The tests WERE made easier)

8. Funding for every pupil in England to double by 2008 – (Did that ever happen after the bank bail-out?).

9. Employment is at its highest level ever – (Destroyed by financial deregulation)

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries – (And now we’re in debt ourselves. Think China and Middle-Eastern states will write our debt off?).

11. 85,000 more nurses – (Wonder how many were BORN and trained here?).

12. 32,000 more doctors – (As above).

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards – (And that helped how?)

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament – (And?)

15. Devolved power to Welsh Assembly – (And?)

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time – (Good?).

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice – (Fucking useless!).

18. Gift aid was worth £625 million to charities last year – (That’s nice).

19. Restored city-wide government to London – (Centralisation made it easier for London to be run)

20. Record number of students in higher education – (Good).

21. Child benefit up 25 per cent since 1997 – (Good. But the cost of living went up to).

22. Created Sure Start to help children from low income households – (Good. But can’t help but think that programme will suffer when the cuts are made after the election by either party).

23. Introduced the Disability Rights Commission – (Good).

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & extra £100 for over-80s – (Good).

25. On course to exceed the Kyoto target to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 2010
– (Would be nice if it meant something).

26. Negotiated the historic Good Friday Agreement in Northern Ireland – (Good).

27. Over 30,000 more teachers in England schools – (Good, now stop making the work and tests easy).

28. All workers now have a right to 4 weeks’ paid holiday – (Good).

29. A million pensioners lifted out of relative poverty – (Good).

30. 800,000 children lifted out of relative poverty – (Good).

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents – (Good).

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships – (Good).

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard – (Good).

34. Free school milk for five, six and seven-year-olds in Wales – (And what about the rest of the UK?).:

35. Banned fox hunting – (It’ll be repealed at some point).

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since the industrial revolution – (Maybe that’s because we’re a de-industrialised nation?)

37. Free TV licences for over-75s – (They can’t even see what’s the point?).

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals – (Good).

39. Waiting times for operations halved – (I experienced this first hand, it’s true).

40. Free local bus travel for over-60s – (Good?)

41. New Deal – helped over a million people into work – And the recession helped them out. Thank you to both the Tory and Labour party for their deregulation of the financial system).

42. Over 1.5 million child trust funds have been started – (Good).

43. Free eye test for over 60s – (They’re blind anyway!).

44. Five, six and seven year olds in class sizes of 30 or less – (Had that when I was in Primary school anyway).

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries – (I thought they already were?).

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled – (Aint we in debt?).

47. Cancer death rates down by 12 per cent, saving 43,000 lives – (Good).

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent – (Not now you can’t).

49. Free nursery places for three and four-year-olds in England, Scotland and Wales – (I always thought they were).

50. Free fruit for all four to six-year-olds at school – (Nice!).

So Not bad, but nearly everything has been, or will be, undone by that little deregulation act back in 1998. There’s also a few other little snags I mentioned. Labour’s plan for the future is hold back the cuts on public spending untill next year (2011) and then start cutting. This will give the economy time recover enough and not create a double dip recession by cutting too soon. The thing is they haven’t really specified what they’re going to cut. The Tory Party haven’t either, neither party wants to say what they’d cut because they don’t want to get on the wrong side the electorate.

Alistar Darling plans to tax the richest 5% in the UK to make up 60% of revenue in new taxes. Well they made money off the economic boom, why shouldn’t they pay more tax in a recession? Fair? Let’s face it the UK public have already suffered for their support and greed and will suffer again when either Labour or the Tories start cutting front line Public services. The Tory party would cut front line public services and have said they wouldn’t reverse the tax increases implemented by Labour. It’s desperate times, and everyone’s going to have to pull their weight to get the country out of the hole it’s in. Whether the taxes and cuts will damage the economy remains to be seen, but I got a feeling they wont help much and the UK will keep losing it’s economic edge regardless of who gets in to Downing Street.

The Conservative Party. Well, they haven’t got much policy, they keep flip-flopping from one thing to another. In honesty the Tories are only slightly worse than Labour at the moment. In fact I think the Tories would hasten a relapse in to recession with their front line cuts sooner rather than later. With their support of Labour’s new Tax and front line cuts, they’re the worse of the three main Parties. But with Gordon Brown, Labour’s recent track record and the high regard MP’s are currently kept in, the Tories may get in via voter apathy.

The Liberal Democrats. Who cares? No, to be serious they talk a good game but would have just as much trouble finding the money for their plans. They’d also have to raise taxes somewhere and cut public services. Their ambitious plan to expand and open old train routes would cost fair amount. Their name as well, Liberal by name wet by nature. The Lib-Dems have little or no spine and are very PC in my opinion. There’s too much PC bollocks going around as it is, we don’t need anymore.

The British National Party

 Currently in turmoil. They’re Nazis anyway.


. Tories who are hardcore Euro-skeptics with no other Policy.

The Green Party

. They’ll never have a full meaningful Manifesto to attract the UK electorate.

They’re the main fringe Parties I can think of. None of the others are worth mentioning. If you’ve read this far then well done to you, I don’t usually write blogs this long anymore because people have short attention spans. I could expound a little bit more on each parties policy but the majority of people will only scan this blog anyway. So I wont bother. If you do want to know more about each party then click the coloured party name.

So yeh, there’s an election coming and I don’t think I can vote in it. True change will only come when at least half of the electorate is politically minded to be able to navigate through the crap they spin. That’s very unlikely though, most of the electorate is waiting for someone else to do it for them. For someone to come out of the shadows and say “Ah, but I have a cunning plan! And you wont have to do nothing but vote for me!” All Parties and Politicians have said that for a long time. I wouldn’t mind these people being manipulated if it didn’t mean I’d be subject to their choice of wanker.

I’ve been told to enter Politics to make the changes I want to see. I can’t see people voting for me while I’m telling them what they don’t want to hear. They want to hear your promises that you can’t possibly keep. They want to hear it’s going to be easy and they wont have to do anything but vote, they want you to be Jesus and make it happen. I’d get no where in Politics because I’m not a liar or just out to feather my own nest.

It seems we’re stuck in a perpetual back and forth game between the two main parties and there’s nothing I can do about it.


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‘Work For Benefits’ Plan Unveiled.

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 21, 2008

The Government today unveiled plans to get over one million people off benefits in the next seven years. The system advocated works like this… WORK FOR DOLE MONEY OR GET FUCK ALL!
No wait… here’s how the government put it. People who claim Jobseekers Allowance will have to work for four weeks in the community once they’ve been unemployed for over a year. You fail to do this and you don’t get any money! Now, I’m all for getting lazy bone idle scroungers off benefits, but maybe the Government should have thought of this first… Make working actually worth while! If the pay in the UK was worth working you would see many people flock to work, even to do the most menial jobs! Increase pay, that will get more people to work than forcing them to work for dole money!
The bloke that actually came up with the idea, oops wait, STOLE the idea from the Tories, was work and pensions secretary James Purnell! He had this to say…
Instead, the longer people claim, the more we will expect in return. At three months and six months, claimants will intensify their job search and have to comply with a back to work action plan“.
I got a plan for you darlin’ hows about we do the same to you! If you don’t achieve what you said you were going to do in Labour’s manifesto we force you to work for dole money while cleaning floors in the NHS, educating our children better,  stopping crime etc. After all… the longer you’re in power the more of a RETURN we expect!!!!

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Aaaaaand Back We Go! AGAIN!!!!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on May 4, 2008

Unless you’ve been living under a rock at the bottom of the Pacific ocean, you would notice that Labour got hammered in the recent local council elections! Labour lost control of 9 councils in total and 300 local council seats, most to the Conservative party (Tory)! Of course the Conservatives think they’ve shot up in popularity over night and everyone educated or over the age of 25 has forgotten what they did to the UK during the 1980’s and early 90’s! Well the fact is, unfortunately for the Conservatives,  is that the population just didn’t give a shit! That’s right David Cameron and the new London mayor Boris Johnson (otherwise known as BJ), everyone still laughs at you to your face and thinks you’re a joke and pair of buffoons that have no roots in or have any idea what reality is! You only won those seats because the apathy in this country is at all time high! Please do not kid yourselves, we all remember the 3 million pluse unemployed, my Dad was one of them! I certainly remember my parents arguing over whether to pay the bills or buy food! I also remember worrying if we would be kicked out of the house because we chose to pay for the food that week instead of rent! There was also the rampant inflation, poll tax, homelessness, crime etc… we didn’t forget!

We all know the problem is apathy, why is it so strong though? Well, maybe it’s because things aren’t moving forward as they should! Sure, Labour have done a lot more than the Tories, the minimum wage upped to £5,52 for 22 year olds+ and £4,60 for 18 to 21 year olds. Kept the economy healthy, up untill recently, and a whole host of benefits that you can claim. Well, anything we get on the minimum wage/ benefits is taken away with these grossly high fuel and food bills! What does the government do to help us? Sod all! They sit back and promise action or ignore the problem totally! Actually, didn’t Labour promise to stop these fat cats? You know, the ones who work as directors for big or small Companies? The ones who take the job and then run the company in to the ground insearch of fast profits then get a pension and final pay off that is sometimes higher than the whole workforce’s wages combined? Oh wait… they the fat cats! Not being content with their pay and inflation proof pensions they also claim extra expenses to save them dipping in to their own pockets! Yeah, they higher their family or some sexy secretary they wanna shag and pay them, or even use it for a holiday or even a motor bike! And obviously they don’t want people to know this so they want this info hidden now! To be honest, nearly all politicians claim expenses and hide them, not just Labour.

Oh yeah, there’s also the council tax that is constantly creeping up each year! There’s no improvement from that, even though it always goes up! I’m gonna stop going on now, the point is not a lot has changed! I don’t really see a change where I live, and it’s been a Labour heart land for decades. The politicians just aren’t doing what needs to be done! There’s no point in thinking inside the box and trying to kid yourself and the population you’re outside! Did that make sense? Well it did to me! Anyway, I’m fining the whole situation depressing… we’re basically back to where we started! The parties are just going back and forth constantly and not really achieving anything besides the status quo! What is the point in just doing that and sticking to the same old lines of governing? Well, In my opinion they don’t want it to change… They don’t want to change because they love the system the way it is! They know as soon as they’re in their government they are set for life! Why would they even bother to do anything else? Regardless of what they do, wrong or right, corrupt or sex scandal, they get paid! The ones who don’t think like that have a handicap, and that is their ideology, they think they can make a change in the system we have, that would be true if every single member of the party, other parties and houses thought the same. That just aint true. They are all so stuck in the past and for preserving the status quo… it’s just not going to happen.

As I’ve said before, the politicians need a reason to do their best, other than just losing their seat in parliament and council. They need to lose more! It should be like this, when a politician comes to power they must do their up most best to do as the electorate voted them in for. If they don’t achieve 100% of what they were voted in to do by the end of their term or earlier depending on the propels verdict, they lose all their earnings while they were in government and anything they bought with it. All pensions and houses go! They will also never again be able to enter in to politics or business at any level ever again! You same should also be applied to businesses too! Just think of the boys and girls at Shell or British Gas losing their jobs, pensions, all previous wages etc when they tried to charge us through the room prices! lol You’d soon see a difference in both politics and business!

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Hazel Blears = Monkey Spanker!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 8, 2007

         Yes you are all right I haven’t done a wanker of the week for quite some time.
         And that’s not because there’s been a shortage of wankers, quite the opposite.
         There has been some tremendous wankers as of late, from our beloved Führer
         and all round nice guy and everybody’s best mate Tony Blair to that all round
         greedy bastard Rupert Murdoch and numerous other media junkies and tits.
         Which brings me to the latest wanker, I was going to do this lady some time 
         ago as she has personally shit on my family and lied to their faces. And also
         on many other working class people in Salford especially mothers in the area.
         The reason why Hazel Blears is on my wanker of the week list is her many and
         recent contradictions she has made. The most recent as many Salfordians will
         know is her recent support to Not move the Hope Hospital maternity services
         from their present location at Hope. Now for all the people who don’t live in
         Salford will not realize is that she backed and still does back the Government’s
         wider reforms of the NHS. So in essence she is protesting against the reforms
         she backs and helped draw up. Yes the shortarse hells angel wannabe took
         part in the protesting of the Governments 60 ‘reconfigurations’ across England
         and Wales. Can you believe this women, it’s like Hitler saying he didn’t support
         invading Poland, even though he made the decision to invade.
         Blears said in her defence “I’m not campaigning against Government policy, it’s
         a local decision made be the Primary Care Trust and Strategic Health Authority
         and what I’m doing is trying to make sure that the local decision provides the
         best services for Salford people.”  Then why did she back the policy that lead
         to this happening? Mmmmmm I wonder if it had anything to do with her career
         prospects? Who gives the power to the PCT & SHA? that’s right the people our
         Hazel works for! So the policy she made the decision to back is still to blame,
         so who the fuck does she think she’s kidding?
         And now the increasingly embarrassing minister and chair of the Labour party
         is now gunning for fat shit by Royal appointment john Prescott’s job as deputy
         PM. Well she better start eating now to fill his fuckin’ shoes and get herself a
         bit on the side (watch out Jack Straw!). So two things she has to do then, eat
         and get her leg over with anyone that’s not her partner and the deputy PM
         entails little else as you only work when the PM’s not there, so why the deputy
         PM get’s paid all year is a mystery to me.
         For these reasons and more Hazel Blears is this weeks wanker of the week!
         P.S I didn’t include a picture as i didn’t want to subject you all to the horror
         of her annoying face and her in her leather biker gear trying to be tragically
         trendy. Till next time.

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