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Caption Competition: The Crococunt!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 10, 2011

Some fun I had with Photoshop. originally posted on MySpace on:  28th of Aug 2009
Yes, time for a new game and a change to my usual blog subject! I’ll be posting some pictures now and again (or when I feel like it) and I want you to come up with a funny caption for them. I’ll post a picture and if you want to take part you can copy it and write what you want on it and post it in the blog comment section, simple as that!

Obviously when I say it’s a “Competition” it aint, it’s just a little fun. Don’t expect a reward because I have nothing to give you, except a little fun!

The first picture for the caption comp is a manipulation I made with Photoshop. It’s of the former child star turned Christian nut job ‘Kirk Cameron’ as a Crockocunt, it’s a response to his argument against Evolution by using a photoshoped picture mock-up of a animal called a Crocoduck. I could have written a piece on Evolution in response, but sane arguments aren’t the domain of the extremely dogmatic religious.  

Obviously his Creationist argument is flawed and complete bollocks. The idea of Evolution is more solid than Creationism any day of the week. Listen to that terminal wanker Bill O twittering as if what he says is justified and right, again. This debate has been going since 2007 and I only came across it a few months ago, hence my lateness with the manip.

Here’s my offering:

Crockocunt and son

NOTE: The Crocoduck in this picture is NOT my work. I would never invent such an image to carry such an idea nor would I have or want creative rights over it.

If you can do better please do! I think what I wrote was a little weak. Obviously you don’t have to follow the subject if you don’t want to.

Here’s the plain copy:



Hey all! I have read all your comments and I am OK. I am not on holiday, Jen (lol), but I am busy and preoccupied with some other stuff, so sorry I haven’t replied to you all and I will reply to your comments at some point. Just like to say thanks for your thoughts on the blog topics and I’ll be back posting regular soon.

Untill then take care and talk soon!

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Blah! Basically…

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on March 26, 2011

Retro blog. originally Posted on: Jun 21st 2009 on MySpace.

I was pissed off at the time. Yeh I know… I’m always pissed off! Anyway, enjoy…


Blah! Basically you’re all a bunch of hollow, lazy, ostentatious and selfish lot of bastards! It’s your fault there’s war, famine and disease in most of the developing world!

How is it you fault I hear you ask? Well, you vote the Governments in that cause the mess! It happens because the west dumps surplus grains and produce on the developing world, those Western goods then sell more cheaply than the local made goods. This then destroys the local economy. Because the local economy is destroyed, thus the people have no jobs and when they have no jobs they can’t buy food! Hence food Aid to the third world and starving Africans and Bob Geldof asking for money on their behalf! You can see this happen in Africa right now! The Government you vote in to represent you, allows and does this!

Not only is your Government allowing the selling of produce there, it’s also allowing the flow of guns, which it creates, markets and sells, in to the starvation area. These weapons are then used by undemocratic leaders to suppress its people and continue the political instability in the area which helps in causing and furthering the starvation! So not only are you starving people you’re having them killed and suppressing them!

I hear you say “I never asked them to!”. Well you voted them in to represent you, and you don’t pay attention to anything they do in your name. So… yeh.. you did!

Why didn’t you know it was happening? Well because you were too busy with your pointless possessions and pursuit of social status symbols! Like your new expensive car to impress the neighbours and help you get laid! You HD TV, £300 shoes, all that jewelry, your $100 hair cut! Your new £200 mobile phone! Come on people these things are NOT essential to your life! They’re just there to distract you! There’s nothing wrong with having them but you love and prize them so much you don’t realise you just got ripped off and can’t see what’s going on around you politically, socially or internationally!

What can we do about it? I don’t know, but I know it starts with getting angry and educated! When I say “educated” I don’t mean pick a political ideology like Communism or Socialism, that will just restrict you to one way of thinking. Do not look to the media to educate you! It’s a good source of distorted fact, fiction and half-truths, but nothing more! To see this just read several different news papers then look on the net, then watch TV news! If you hadn’t figured from reading the different news papers you’ll see a lot of the same story is changed to serve what ever political or economic slant the organisation has. Read between the lines! And open your eyes to the mess in the world and the things that are being done in your name!

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MySpace Wankers

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on January 23, 2011

Yes, I am alive! Not posted much this week for one reason or another, but I will be posting next week again. Untill then, enjoy this lovely MySpace retro blog.

The first MySpace Conservatives (Reps) I came across on MySpace. Originally posted on: 23rd Aug 2007.



A couple of days ago I was browsing through the news and politics section when I came across everybody’s favourite intellectually challenged US Conservative, Docmanjay™ (TM stands for Terminal Moron by the way). Now I don’t usually comment on his ideologically flawed blogs because they are well…. flawed. I fail to see the point of arguing, defending and debating ideology because to me it’s defending the indefinable. Anyway back on course. Conservative this conservative that blah blah blah it’s a Crusade blah blah blah Blow ’em all to hell! blah blah blah If you don’t support us you’re un-American blah blah and more of the same… every fucking week! What persuaded me to leave a comment this time was the way Mr. Docman™, took it upon himself to speak for the whole entire U.S. military armed forces in Iraq by way of a video. The video showed some U.S. troops having a laugh and a dance, fair enough – I wouldn’t care otherwise, what pissed me off was that he was using this to say that the U.S. army was not tired and did not want to come home. What also pissed me off was the reason they were there and who they were sent there by… something Docman™ and his friends never focus on. So me being me and not sugar coating things I said this…

 I bet they wont be smiling and dancing when they have their balls shot off? I bet they also wont be smiling and dancing when they finally realize they’ve been sent there to lose their various body parts to raise the bank accounts of some of the U.S. administration. How very sad….

Yes what I said was cold but very valid and true! I also wrote this in the knowledge someone would reply and from then on I would try to broach or focus on the subject of why they are there. Someone did answer and here’s what was said…

Wednesday aka Liz: “Hey Asshole!! What did they do to you? Someone shit in your scrambeled eggs this morning?? You have to go and say stupid shit like that? grow up!!

Me: “Firstly, congratulations on missing my point… well done. Secondly, they didn’t do anything to me and I never said they did. What I was trying to point out was that this video is putting a positive spin on a debacle of war that was started purely for the bank accounts and companies of some the American administration. All I wrote was the truth and what will/already has happened and why it happened. So if you still think we all went there to rid Saddam of his WMD’s and liberate the Iraqis… then your country’s in deep trouble.” Notice how I told her that  her Government sent them there to make them money?

Wednesday aka Liz: “So I suppose you rather they be miserable and moping around all day??” Notice how she totally missed what I said about her Government and resorted to what she thinks are personal attacks? How very conservative.

The video did nothing of the sort… putting a positive spin on war??

Take off your glasses… and clean them….

All they were doing was dancing around and having a good time… which is obviously something you can NOT do cause the first thing you said was something mean and cruel. Are you that bitter and unhappy with your own life you have to bring others down with you??”

Me:”No I don’t want them to mope around all day. They shouldn’t even be there to mope or dance around in the first place..

Yes the video does put a positive view or spin on the war. People will see it and think – “It can’t be all that bad can it…? they’re happy”. Whereas the reality is charred bodies, missing limbs, mutilation, body bags etc… In fact one of the points of this blog was to show how the army is not tired and doesn’t want to come home. Therefore the video is showing a positive spin on the debacle of Iraq. If you showed what I just mentioned in a video it would be viewed as negative because it shows the casualties, which by the way the US TV networks do not show. Hence… happy looking troops shown to the US population = a happy population that’s supportive of the war. Switch the dancing troops with dead or mutilated ones and you have the opposite effect.

What i said was cold but that is just the way I see the world, I see the truth no matter how much you try to dress it up. What I said will happen and has happened to some unfortunate person for not one good reason at all and that’s what I despise! Not for the defense of the US, UK, the Iraqi people or any other nation, just purely for oil, money and the bank accounts of the US administration! 1000’s of lives dead and family affected, tears and blood shed for NOTHING!! except for a group of corrupt politicians and big business!

As for the end bit of your comment. You don’t know me or the type of person I am.. you can only guess and look at my profile to get a slight idea. You’re just guessing about me, ultimately it’s your opinion of me anyway so I see no reason to defend a view of myself that is held by someone else, especially a person I don’t know

After all the above had transpired The intellectual behemoth that is Docmanjay™ had this to say…

Docmanjay™: “Wow.. You are a pathetic!

Notice how he can’t debate to save his life? Unless it’s about his ideology and even then he’s debating something that is immortaly flawed. I did try to reply to this but as ever with Mr TM he blocks you from writing back because he just doesn’t have the balls or the intelligence to debate. At least Wednesday aka Liz had the balls to attempt to debate even if that Conservative blind spot prevents her from seeing the truth. 

Here’s my reply to Docmanjay™, if he ever reads it [I don’t think he ever did]:

I’m pathetic? I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion and it’s not in support of your Government or shite ideology you are shunned. I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion in the work place on politics you may lose your job! I’m not the one with a media that’s run by corporations, with media companies that are scared to criticize or question their Government and still thinks it’s free! I’m not the one that doesn’t realize that his country has been under what is effectively a news blackout for the last 50 years! I’m not the one that still hasn’t figured out his President is a dirty stinking liar that has sent thousands of his fellow countrymen and others around the world to their deaths for the sake of his friends bank accounts and US big business. I’m not the one that stupidly sees the Iraq war and “War on terror” as a crusade! I’m not the one that hasn’t actually tweekd yet that the number one real reason for the war was to preserve the petrodollar. I’m not the one that peddles Conservatism as the answer to all the US’s problems. Finally, you call me pathetic for pointing out the truth, be it in a cold way but still the truth. Yet your Government sent those people there for their own selfish reasons to fight and die in the most horrible ways! And you have nothing but love and admiration for them? I would call you pathetic but in your case it’s more blind stupidity!

So if any Conservatives or Liberals etc from the US are out there reading this and you’re about to comment, seriously, don’t start with you fucking ideology! I’m not debating any of your flawed ideologies ok? Fuck the troops for the time being and that video, concentrate on why they are there and who’s sent them! If you haven’t already figured out from the writing above.

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You’re a Dickhead! No… You’re a Dickhead! Nah, You’re a Dickhead!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on November 24, 2010

Time for another Retro blog from Myspace! This time about the childish stupidity that does/did run rampant on there. I was on there yesterday and apparently the drama is still going on. I’m glad I’m deleting it! 

Orgininaly posted on: 15th Jan 2010


Is it just me or does everyone else think the top bloggers [on MySpace] are a bunch of idiots? This is something you no doubt already know, just thought I’d blog on it because I was amazed and amused by what I read on there. 

I don’t – or at at least I try not to – get involved with slagging matches on the net because that just distracts from the blog subject at hand. You just come across as a cunt and look like you have no argument at all. For this reason I very rarely visit the top bloggers, and it’s even more rare I comment them. So many sad people, so many fake profiles to start drama in their own comment box, there’s more sense in a bucket of shit!

I learned very soon after joing Myspace that commenting on the top bloggers is a little pointless, even if you comment the so called enlightened Liberals or Lefties. These people have a pack mentality and habit of jumping on anyone who disagrees slightly with their group of cyber friend’s opinions/ideology and then insult you. It’s like the mentality of communities in Rawanda who killed their own neighbours. Even though they know it’s wrong they can’t help themselves so they have to protect their cyber tribe and Leftest, Neocon or Liberal dogma by creating a nice little piece of Cyber Rawandan attack in a Myspace comment box!

I have a few cyber friends who blog, they blog and debate alot but I never feel the need to leap to their defence in the middle of a debate they’re having! They’re quite capable of defending themselves and arguing their own point without me swooping on there and saying: “Yeh but actually, you’re thick and X, Y and Z” *Posts a picture featuring the word “FAIL”*.

These people are a Government’s wet dream! They fancy themselves as Political bloggers but spend more time arguing amongest themselves and plagiarising articles from the main stream media! What more could a Government want? One lot of idiots regurgitating what they put out, and the other lot thinking they’re smarter than the first lot and calling them idiots while the rest argue amongst themselves! Great, No one’s paying attention to what the Government is actually doing, which is what these people were supposed to be doing in the first place! Instead they’re insulting each other and treating it like a sports game!

What a bunch of sad tossers! Fake profiles, creating drama, name calling, blog arguing, Plagiarism… The Myspace political top blog section really is a micro version of the real world with idiots pumping out shit that’s either a lie, rubbish or completely irrelevant to the Political situation at all! These people really are sheep of the worse kind, they’re not aware of what they’re doing or they only care about readership and comments so they manufacture drama. Who and what does that remind you of? 

The top bloggers are sheep, so are the people that follow them. That’s if they’re reading it for it’s news or intellectuall content and not a laugh. No matter where you go the sheep will always be on top, just like the pond scum.

To find something of more substance and less shallow, you have to go a little deeper! You have to find people that wont agree with everything you say, that will challenge your opinions, people that think outside the box and who’re open to new ideas instead of living in an ideologcial box created by society and the powers that be.

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Look What I found…

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on October 8, 2009

… Hate mail! HAHAHA. I came across this bit of hate mail last week while looking for something in my MySpace mail box. I haven’t deleted much from my in-box on MySpace, I should really have a clean out, but then I would forget about little gems like “Grey Wolf”.

Grey Wolf was an US Republican I ran in to on MySpace back when I first started. I commented on a blog about George Bush not being a Nazi, I agreed with the woman who wrote the blog, he wasn’t and I said he wasn’t. But I did say the US government and system has fascist tendencies. Well I got a lot of stick for it from the woman who wrote the blog, she blocked me from replying to her and other people (a lot of US right wingers do that). Wolf was one of those people. So I hopped over to his blog page and replied (I didn’t know replying on someone’s MySpace blog about a different subject was against MySpace etiquette at the time).

I don’t fully remember what I said, but I wasn’t nasty to him, I replied to his comment like I would any others. I did have strong words for the lady who’s blog I commented on, I left them there for her to see, it wasn’t addressed to him in any way. I called her a spineless bitch after blocking me, why I called her a bitch I can’t remember, but that was only one of two times I’ve lost my rag while blogging, the other being when I argued (not debated) with a BNP member. I don’t resort to personal attacks as that’s a sign of desperation to win an argument in my book. Here’s what he said after I replied to his comment on his blog:

“If anyone would know…

about being a bitch, it would be you. I know your type full well. Badass with a keyboard but if we were face to face you would crap on yourself. Only cowards rant from places of safety as you just did. Like a dog barking from the other side of his fence. Take the fence down and he whines in fear. This is you, Phil…..face the truth and don’t ever, every talk shit to a grown man again…..you’re out of your league. I would smash that queer little face of yours as would any other real man.”

I wasn’t very surprised to get this kind of reply, it’s also a reason why I never bother commenting on the US blogs on MySpace besides a very small few who have open minds. Unless you believe what they believe then they haven’t got any time for you and look down on you like they’re superior. I don’t think I’m superior, my mind is always open to opinions and debate. Most of my opinions are not set in stone, having opinions set in stone leads to restrictive thinking and being unable to view the argument from the other side of the fence.

This was my somewhat childish reply on my blog after he had a go at me there, he deleted his space so his comment isn’t there anymore:

“For the benefit of Big Bad Wolf. You left me no avenue of reply because I’m banned from your blog and you wont let me reply to you by message because I’m not your friend. So here we go. Firstly I never called you a bitch, I called that lady who lacked any testicular fortitude a bitch. Or is that who you’re sticking up for? I know you have long hair but I could never confuse you with a women… ever! You know my type do you? Just like you think you know I’m a liberal? I have opinions, I voice them, I voiced them in a nice way on that blog, yet 3 of you thought it was fitting to insult me and my opinion. What am I supposed to do? Thank you for it? As for being scared and a barking dog, believe me, I aint, I’ve had my ass kicked for less! Yes it was kicked, by gangs, not by individuals, the individual that did were a good 6 years older than me! Seriously Wolf, I aint scared, I live in a bad area of England, I’m used to idiots with wafer thin self-esteem trying to prove themselves just because they’re bigger and they think they have the right and the last say in any matter because of that. Furthermore I’m a pretty large guy myself, 6ft3 and 280pounds, you’d have a job! You’d smash my queer little face in? Why? Because I disagreed with you? Because I voice my opinion? You had the chance to be civil but you weren’t, I always have 100% respect for anyone when I first meet them, in the blogosphere or in real life. You fucked it! What would beating me up achieve anyway? I wouldn’t change my opinion of you or on politics. I just spoke shit again, what you going to do? I suggest you take your beta blockers and go to bed and think about your country’s actions.”

A somewhat childish ending, but I was pissed off with the situation. It’s so sad when people leave no avenue to reply to a comment or opinion. They’re like children desperately wanting to win an argument, so desperate in fact they block you. Some people don’t block you, they just insult you and your opinions with snide replies via their comments to bait you. But they do it in such a subtle way that if you call them on it they make you look like you’re making something out of nothing and they have reason to insult and discredit you and your opinions. That’s sad, I’d rather them openly do it, but they wont because they come across as cunts.

This is why I reply to nearly all my comments (or on other people’s blogs) in the same way, even if someone comes across as a complete dick and actually insults me I’ll stand back and just reply and question their actions. Most of the time I find they do it because they’re dogmatic about their political and religious beliefs and want to prove it in some way. I know we all have opinions but not set in stone like Wolf and others like him, question them and others without resulting to this childish personal attacks. Unless they’re Politicians, religious or any other kind of leaders. Question everything and everyone!

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