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Caption Competition: The Crococunt!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on July 10, 2011

Some fun I had with Photoshop. originally posted on MySpace on:  28th of Aug 2009
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Yes, time for a new game and a change to my usual blog subject! I’ll be posting some pictures now and again (or when I feel like it) and I want you to come up with a funny caption for them. I’ll post a picture and if you want to take part you can copy it and write what you want on it and post it in the blog comment section, simple as that!

Obviously when I say it’s a “Competition” it aint, it’s just a little fun. Don’t expect a reward because I have nothing to give you, except a little fun!

The first picture for the caption comp is a manipulation I made with Photoshop. It’s of the former child star turned Christian nut job ‘Kirk Cameron’ as a Crockocunt, it’s a response to his argument against Evolution by using a photoshoped picture mock-up of a animal called a Crocoduck. I could have written a piece on Evolution in response, but sane arguments aren’t the domain of the extremely dogmatic religious.  

Obviously his Creationist argument is flawed and complete bollocks. The idea of Evolution is more solid than Creationism any day of the week. Listen to that terminal wanker Bill O twittering as if what he says is justified and right, again. This debate has been going since 2007 and I only came across it a few months ago, hence my lateness with the manip.

Here’s my offering:

Crockocunt and son

NOTE: The Crocoduck in this picture is NOT my work. I would never invent such an image to carry such an idea nor would I have or want creative rights over it.

If you can do better please do! I think what I wrote was a little weak. Obviously you don’t have to follow the subject if you don’t want to.

Here’s the plain copy:

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Enjoy!
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Hey all! I have read all your comments and I am OK. I am not on holiday, Jen (lol), but I am busy and preoccupied with some other stuff, so sorry I haven’t replied to you all and I will reply to your comments at some point. Just like to say thanks for your thoughts on the blog topics and I’ll be back posting regular soon.

Untill then take care and talk soon!

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Celebrity/Political Personal Ads: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on June 29, 2011

Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Age: 54 (Birthdate: 28/10/1956)

Sex: Male

Hobbies: Running the country, oppressing people in the name of Allah, funding Hamas, Nuclear Ambitions and spending time with mah niggas and shit.

Job: President Of Iran (I rigged the election LOL)

Income: N/A

What Are You Looking For: I’m looking for a women who is a devout Conservative Muslim. A women who will make my meals for me in a loving way, look after our children like a woman should, a woman who can get along with other women as I already have one wife. A woman who can keep up with me but knows to stay five feet behind me at all times, also a woman who will know her place and take my beatings like a good Islamic wife should. It’s also cool if she was to like, um, Alcohol and stuff, just saying.

Tell Us A Bit About Yourself: I’m the President of Iran. I like killing people for the Lulz it gives me and my crew, there’s also a serious side to it! I have to keep control of the country or the Jewz will take control and make all mah peoples slaves, and me and mah niggas don’t want that, cos they’re our slaves (Lulz). Those people who I kill are usually Jewz or people in collaboration with them and the great Satan, the United States. Anyone who rejects Islam is also an enemy, jew and must be killed. It’s a lot of fun really, nowhere near as bad as it sounds. And every year we go on a Ramadan after party to Ibiza, it’s a piss up that is not to be missed!

Pictures of Mahmoud:

Awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah! That was a wicked weekend in Ibiza with mah man Gaddafi!

  Ah Dude! I was so high that day I don’t even remember coming up Ulrika Jonsson’s toilet!

Nigeeeeee! This is my friend Nigel. He hates it when I fart in his place after a Vindaloo!

I have no idea what I am doing here or why my hair and suit is pink! Don’t do Pot, Acid and E at the same time! Bad Idea!

Shit, man! This was when I was on the Atkins’ diet and had the ole Mullah beard. Oh, and those tats are legit

Splodge! This is my old cat ‘Splodge’, she fed our two children after my wife’s milk ran dry. It doesn’t do them any harm, I was breast-fed by a Chimp and I am perfectly fine!

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Let’s Build Something Useful

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on May 30, 2011

I was replying to Pete on my blog last week and it came to me that we need some kind of plan to turn our situations around in life. I suggest an invention, an invention that will be useful in someway and earn us £billions!

So, here’s how it goes, you leave suggestions for additions to this invention, past, present or future, invent your own to add to it. Anything goes basically… Anything! Yes, not strictly an invention but more of an amalgamation of inventions from reality and our twisted, warped little minds! You can leave pictures as my comment box is HTML active, or you could leave the ideas in written form and I’ll find the bits and pieces you mention myself, but it would be nice to have pictures.

I’ll leave this blog open untill Sunday, when all your suggestions are in I will make a picture of our new super-duper invention that will change the world!

I’ll start…

It has to have wheels for driving on land, huge wheels, like this…

For crushing our enemies. And because we’ll have so many enemies, we need a plasma cannon for defence. Like this one but bigger…

You may think “How are we going to sell this thing if we have so many enemies?”. Well, can you imagine the arms manufactures and the Oil monopolies when we put them out of business? So, we crush them if they attack us, which they will, then we sell our invention, once it’s complete!

If they attack us before the invention is complete we will send the army out that will consist of Daf armed with a plastic fork on a long stick… and that’s it (Sorry Daf, we need all the supplies we can, can’t spare any guns or stuff). Ian and the Goth twins, Andro and Jen, will be suicide bombers (Don’t complain, you’ll have a quicker death than Daf.), as will Sam, if he can be bothered to turn up. Remember, you’re all expendable, except for me, and to a lesser extent, Pete. But if the time comes Pete, you’ll have to sacrifice yourself for the good of the project! I know you’ll understand! Oh, and Mags Moo can make the tea, but if the worse comes to the worse you’ll have to back Pete up Mags.

Let the ideas flow!

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MySpace Wankers

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on January 23, 2011

Yes, I am alive! Not posted much this week for one reason or another, but I will be posting next week again. Untill then, enjoy this lovely MySpace retro blog.

The first MySpace Conservatives (Reps) I came across on MySpace. Originally posted on: 23rd Aug 2007.

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A couple of days ago I was browsing through the news and politics section when I came across everybody’s favourite intellectually challenged US Conservative, Docmanjay™ (TM stands for Terminal Moron by the way). Now I don’t usually comment on his ideologically flawed blogs because they are well…. flawed. I fail to see the point of arguing, defending and debating ideology because to me it’s defending the indefinable. Anyway back on course. Conservative this conservative that blah blah blah it’s a Crusade blah blah blah Blow ’em all to hell! blah blah blah If you don’t support us you’re un-American blah blah and more of the same… every fucking week! What persuaded me to leave a comment this time was the way Mr. Docman™, took it upon himself to speak for the whole entire U.S. military armed forces in Iraq by way of a video. The video showed some U.S. troops having a laugh and a dance, fair enough – I wouldn’t care otherwise, what pissed me off was that he was using this to say that the U.S. army was not tired and did not want to come home. What also pissed me off was the reason they were there and who they were sent there by… something Docman™ and his friends never focus on. So me being me and not sugar coating things I said this…

 I bet they wont be smiling and dancing when they have their balls shot off? I bet they also wont be smiling and dancing when they finally realize they’ve been sent there to lose their various body parts to raise the bank accounts of some of the U.S. administration. How very sad….

Yes what I said was cold but very valid and true! I also wrote this in the knowledge someone would reply and from then on I would try to broach or focus on the subject of why they are there. Someone did answer and here’s what was said…

Wednesday aka Liz: “Hey Asshole!! What did they do to you? Someone shit in your scrambeled eggs this morning?? You have to go and say stupid shit like that? grow up!!

Me: “Firstly, congratulations on missing my point… well done. Secondly, they didn’t do anything to me and I never said they did. What I was trying to point out was that this video is putting a positive spin on a debacle of war that was started purely for the bank accounts and companies of some the American administration. All I wrote was the truth and what will/already has happened and why it happened. So if you still think we all went there to rid Saddam of his WMD’s and liberate the Iraqis… then your country’s in deep trouble.” Notice how I told her that  her Government sent them there to make them money?

Wednesday aka Liz: “So I suppose you rather they be miserable and moping around all day??” Notice how she totally missed what I said about her Government and resorted to what she thinks are personal attacks? How very conservative.

The video did nothing of the sort… putting a positive spin on war??

Take off your glasses… and clean them….

All they were doing was dancing around and having a good time… which is obviously something you can NOT do cause the first thing you said was something mean and cruel. Are you that bitter and unhappy with your own life you have to bring others down with you??”

Me:”No I don’t want them to mope around all day. They shouldn’t even be there to mope or dance around in the first place..

Yes the video does put a positive view or spin on the war. People will see it and think – “It can’t be all that bad can it…? they’re happy”. Whereas the reality is charred bodies, missing limbs, mutilation, body bags etc… In fact one of the points of this blog was to show how the army is not tired and doesn’t want to come home. Therefore the video is showing a positive spin on the debacle of Iraq. If you showed what I just mentioned in a video it would be viewed as negative because it shows the casualties, which by the way the US TV networks do not show. Hence… happy looking troops shown to the US population = a happy population that’s supportive of the war. Switch the dancing troops with dead or mutilated ones and you have the opposite effect.

What i said was cold but that is just the way I see the world, I see the truth no matter how much you try to dress it up. What I said will happen and has happened to some unfortunate person for not one good reason at all and that’s what I despise! Not for the defense of the US, UK, the Iraqi people or any other nation, just purely for oil, money and the bank accounts of the US administration! 1000’s of lives dead and family affected, tears and blood shed for NOTHING!! except for a group of corrupt politicians and big business!

As for the end bit of your comment. You don’t know me or the type of person I am.. you can only guess and look at my profile to get a slight idea. You’re just guessing about me, ultimately it’s your opinion of me anyway so I see no reason to defend a view of myself that is held by someone else, especially a person I don’t know

After all the above had transpired The intellectual behemoth that is Docmanjay™ had this to say…

Docmanjay™: “Wow.. You are a pathetic!

Notice how he can’t debate to save his life? Unless it’s about his ideology and even then he’s debating something that is immortaly flawed. I did try to reply to this but as ever with Mr TM he blocks you from writing back because he just doesn’t have the balls or the intelligence to debate. At least Wednesday aka Liz had the balls to attempt to debate even if that Conservative blind spot prevents her from seeing the truth. 

Here’s my reply to Docmanjay™, if he ever reads it [I don’t think he ever did]:

I’m pathetic? I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion and it’s not in support of your Government or shite ideology you are shunned. I’m not the one that lives in and supports a country where if you have an opinion in the work place on politics you may lose your job! I’m not the one with a media that’s run by corporations, with media companies that are scared to criticize or question their Government and still thinks it’s free! I’m not the one that doesn’t realize that his country has been under what is effectively a news blackout for the last 50 years! I’m not the one that still hasn’t figured out his President is a dirty stinking liar that has sent thousands of his fellow countrymen and others around the world to their deaths for the sake of his friends bank accounts and US big business. I’m not the one that stupidly sees the Iraq war and “War on terror” as a crusade! I’m not the one that hasn’t actually tweekd yet that the number one real reason for the war was to preserve the petrodollar. I’m not the one that peddles Conservatism as the answer to all the US’s problems. Finally, you call me pathetic for pointing out the truth, be it in a cold way but still the truth. Yet your Government sent those people there for their own selfish reasons to fight and die in the most horrible ways! And you have nothing but love and admiration for them? I would call you pathetic but in your case it’s more blind stupidity!

So if any Conservatives or Liberals etc from the US are out there reading this and you’re about to comment, seriously, don’t start with you fucking ideology! I’m not debating any of your flawed ideologies ok? Fuck the troops for the time being and that video, concentrate on why they are there and who’s sent them! If you haven’t already figured out from the writing above.

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Ulcerative Colitis Diary: I Got The Green Light For New Medication!

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on January 12, 2011

I went to see my Ulcerative Colitis Professor today and I discussed the prospect of trying steroids for my UC. I was happy he agreed with me that I do need to try something different after over five years of waiting for the UC to settle by itself with UC maintainance meds. 

The medication will be Prednisone. It is a type of medication that will reduce the immune system’s response and thus reduce the inflammation in my large colon. I’ve had this before, but in conjunction with another medication for another problem of mine. It worked then and I see no reason it wont work now.

I will start off on the lowest dose first, for four to eight weekes, then gradually come off them and see how things go.

Of course, there is draw backs to this type of medication. The Side Effects are not very nice! However, I’m not on that higher a dose nor will I am be on them constantly to develop such an extreme reaction. But I will have some side effects nonetheless. Some people would view these side effects as not worth the effort. But let me tell you, if you’ve been constantly ill going from mild to moderate variations of the same disease for such a long time with not much change then you’d risk it!

Obviously I’m well aware of the adverse reactions as I’m not stupid enough to walk in to this having not done any research. The Prof today thought he was telling me something when he explained about the Prednisone, thanks Prof! You gonna teach me to suck eggs next?

I think the Prednisone will affect me negatively in a mental and physical way, however, if a month or two of low mood, acne and mood swings is the price to pay for a potential year of no UC, then so be it. If I have to keep taking them to keep the UC at bay then I will have to try something else because on and off use of Prednisone will mess up my body. What that will be? Um, well… we’ll have to see!

Anyway, I should be starting them next week, I have to get ym Flu vac first, and then wait for the Prof’s recommendation to get to my GP. Once I start taking them I’ll document how it goes.

On another note, I had a strange Taxi driver take me to the hospital. He was joking about some of the none white people he get’s in his cab. Most do this, but most do it in obvious jest. Funny thing is I couldn’t tell if he was being serious or not as everything he said seemed to be in  jest as to cover his overt ignorant statements.

Apparently:

The Chinese are “Dummies” and don’t “Know what they’re doing here.” I assume he means in the country.

Jews are “Lazy.” He says this because they hire a taxi to go a half a mile.

Pakistanis are “The worse for it”, regarding disputing fares.

And women can’t drive.

When he said the final comment about women drivers I said, with a smirk, you’ve insulted pretty much everyone, and before I could finish he said: “What I’m saying is I only like White English People hahaha”. The way he said it was like a purposely overt ignorant remark but said in jest so he could always retract it if we took offence to it.

I laughed along with him to see how far he’d go, offering up questions like “What about the Nigerians?” Before I got to the BNP question the convo changed and we were at the hospital. I’m pretty sure he was being an ignorant idiot, this seems to be a retro way of being ‘racist’ without being bollocked for it because you can say you were only joking if someone get’s offended by it.

How very strange, racism masked by humour!

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MP’s Force IPSA To Back Down Over New Expenses System

Posted by DeadAnarchistPhil on January 6, 2011

I’ve always thought of Politicians as undisciplined, awkward, difficult toddlers as far as Political reform goes. And they proved my thoughts right again yesterday.

The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (IPSA) proposed a new system that allowed the public a say in what MP’s can and can’t claim for. I was for this idea, but with some basic expenses covered and guaranteed to a certain degree, with other debatables and extras up for public say.

Of course, our Politicians didn’t like the idea of the public having a say in their lives, even if the public do pay their wages. IPSA was set up last year by Parliament in the wake of the Expenses scandal to be an Independent Watchdog and have power to make new rules for MP’s and what they can claim. And now IPSA is doing its job, many MP’s have protested over the new system at nearly every turn and now the Prime Minister has become involved and made IPSA back down on the second home issue, and    threatened to abolish the group if it didn’t do so.

The latest tantrum caused over Second homes, has some MPs with Children who have constituencies on the outskirts of London, complaining that they need money to rent better accommodation in London for themselves and for their children. They say the rule banning them for claiming an allowance for a home to house themselves and children under five is “Anti Family“. They also say the rule doesn’t take in to account they sometimes work late in Parliament.

I think that’s rubbish. I don’t think it’s about children not seeing their parents and everything to do with MP’s wanting a nice place to sleep instead of commuting home like normal people. Or, having to shell out for a hotel, like normal people. Couple that with the proposed idea from IPSA and you can see why MP’s are revolting, um… more than usual.

I think it’s safe to say the MP’s and the Prime Minister think they’re at a point where they think it’s OK to start reverting the expenses system back in to their favour. The IPSA was supposed to be independent and beyond the reach of Government (in theory), and now we have MP’s and a Government threatening to abolish if they don’t do as MP’s say, sorry, I mean: “Listen to the concerns of MP’s“.

I knew it would happen eventually, it was just a matter of time. This little episode is just the start of MPs exerting their power over the IPSA and thus over the expenses system. You may not think so, but what David Cameron said about abolishing the IPSA and them then backing down has ruined and made a mockery of its Independence. Before you know it the IPSA will just be a puppet of Parliament.

Then again, maybe it always was a puppet of Parliament. Take a look at who’s in charge of it. That’s right, all ex or current MPs, some who have been done for expenses fiddling themselves.

So, write it down, 6/1/2011, the date it was business as usual for the people in the House of Common Criminals.

However! All is not lost, you can write to your MP about the interference by the House Of Commons and Government in the affairs of the IPSA. I implore you to do so! The anger from the expenses scandal may have died down but the people still need to be vigilant and hold their elected representatives to account!

So please, tell everyone you can about what they’ve done today and tell them to write to their MP. Or, alternatively, to E-mail them. Let’s make them work for us, the way it’s supposed to be!

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